"Bloody hell!"
Enter the bank! Get in there!
Kick in the door, nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan
"KNOCK KNOCK! HOPE EVERYONE'S ALIVE IN THERE!"
Bob and David run up to the bank door, completely unopposed. A few of the fat beetles fly away, getting out of your way. David kicks in the door and shouts in his characteristically loud voice. inside, the bank employees are behind their desks, holding up their hands. The air is filled with even more beetles than outside. The floor in front of the desks is occupied by visitors lying on the ground with their hands on their heads. In front of the desks is a guy with his back to you, wearing a large purple cape. He turns around after you shout, the cloak twirling in the air with a very dramatic effect.
The man now facing you is definately humanoid. Two arms, two legs and a head. However, his entire body is covered in purple/black chitin and his head is like a beetle, two faceted eyes, mandibles and horns like a rhinoceros beetle.
"Foolish humans! You cannot stop the king of beetles of becoming filthy stinking rich! Get on the floor with the rest of your kind before I show you my true power!"Spruce checks the alerts on his phone and notices the one about the robotics facility. "Hmm, looks like that one had a pretty low chance of people getting in the line of fire. Everything else is just property damage. That should serve as a good test for Archmage." He states, mostly to himself as he heads to his lab/abandoned chicken factory.
Take "Archmage" suit and go check out the robotics factory.
You grab your new archmage suit and head over to the location of the robotics factory. You circle overhead a few times before going down. The facility is a boring, concrete building. It's fairly large, but you know from the app that it has more levels underground. You don't notice anything from the outside, so you go down to the main entrance. The door hisses open as you approach and you enter the lobby.
The lobby is brightly lit. There are two things you notice at first glance. There is nobody in the lobby, not even in the little security room that is supposed to be manned 24/7. There is also a lot of blood on the floor. There are signs that point you to the warehouse, and manufacturing on this floor. The lift leads to the R&D floor and the Employee Housing.
Diane stops to catch her breath for a quick moment, and then does some stretches to become more limber. Then, she started to peer into the rooms, with her wand in hand, to attack any potential invaders, now humming "Hit Me With Your Best Shot", while trembling.
You do some stretches and then start to peer into the cabins, humming your tune. The first four cabins are empty, but they are in such a state in disarray that you can only conclude that there had been some kind of scuffle. The fifth room is occupied, though. The door is ajar, and you peek through the window. An old man is wrestling with a giant starfish. The starfish comes to just above his waist. The fight seems to be pretty even. The man seems to have the strenght advantage, but the strafish is too low for him to really get a good grip and has the advantage of having more limbs to use. An old lady, presumably the man's wife, is beating the starfish over the head with a handbag to little effect.
"Gerald! Gerald! Get this filthy thing out of our room at once."
"Yes dear. I am trying dear."
"Well try harder, Gerald! That thing is revolting!"
"I agree, dear."
Look for a small boat that has been ported at the harbor. If possible, "borrow" that boat and use it to reach the ship. Climb aboard the ship and strike a heroic pose while shouting "Heimlich Man to the rescue!" Apply my signature technique when necessary.
You find a small motorized boat and head over to the ship. You climb up a rope ladder that is very conveniently dangling from the side and plop down onto the deck. You immediatly strike a heroic pose and utter your catchphrase. To your dismay, nobody is here to hear it. The deck, containing a bar and a pool, is devoid of people. The only living thing on it is a sea cucumber the size of a large dog, and you don't know if those things actually have ears. It's just flopping lazily on the deck.
Go and investigate the sewer grates. How heavy are they? How big?
The sewer grates are fairly large, enough for a big guy to climb down. You try to lift them, trying to judge their weight. They're pretty darn heavy, but you do manage to get them to budge. You rub the dirt from your fingers. Yeah, you could surely manage to lift it enough to sort of drag it aside. But actually picking it up won't be happening without some help. Or a crane. Or something.