"ITS NOT OVER YET"
Summons barbarian axe and quickly slides to general and makes attempt to take his second arm.
"uUUughhhhhh"
[4] You manage to summon a pretty big battleaxe and [3] vs [6 ->5] you take a swing at Gunny. He sees it coming though, and grabs the handle of the axe and yanks it towards him, sending you tumbling to the ground. You look up, and he's got the axe raised above your head, holding it easily in one hand. You notice his stump has stopped bleeding, and reddish flesh is growing out of it in the shape of a new arm.
"I'll admit, you're stronger than I thought, maggot. If we end this here, we can both walk out with our heads held high. Or are you stubborn enough to try something else?"
Wow...
...I wonder what the other one does?
Extinguish the flame and take the other drug.
You will the flame to go away, and it dies out. You head over to your living room to try the other drug. Unfortunately, it's just a pile of ash now. So is the table. And the crossword magazines. And the novelty toothpick dispenser. Even that vintage comic that was on top of the table. Darn.
Tell her that it will probably take up a lot of her life, and she needs to keep her identity a secret. Also, tell her that her sidekick identity must be independent from mine, because becoming a hero because you idolize one, tends not to work out, and ask her what skills she has.
She seems rather flustered by all of this. In response to your last quesion she says that she likes cooking and making dresses. You get the feeling that she isn't all that optimistic about this after all.
"SURE THING, BEARDO... MAGNUS... GUY... YOU WANT ME TO DROP YOU OFF SOMEWHERE?"
"Magnus. Magnus Barbam. And no, I don't really have a specific place I need to be. I just hopped over to this dimension because I need to warn some people. How about this, treat me to some dinner and I'll tell you all about it? Dimension hopping leaves one hungry." He points to his stomach.
"The contents get left behind when you switch dimensions, you see.""Ok, I see how it is. You just can't comprehend the life-saving goodness of the legendary Heimlich Maneuver. I think I know how to help!"
Rush behind the uniformed man and apply the Heimlich Maneuver. Continue applying it until he shows the proper respect for this cherished technique.
You [2+1] rush behind the guy and grab him around the waist. The two of you struggle a bit, you trying to heimlich some respect into him and him trying to escape your grasp. Two more uniformed men come hurrying towards you and peel you off of the first guy. They take hold of you and drag you outside, throwing you on the sidewalk and slamming the doors to the covention centre shut.
Have Rach gather the steel. With Rach's help, try to build the human animunculi, hollowed out to act as a suit. Afterwards, search through daemones et diis for a spirit of battke, combat, or tactics, with an S rating.And if I can, flip through the animunculi book for weapons to integrate into the suit.
While Rach skitters around the place, dragging chunks and pieces of metal to and fro, you flip through the daemones et diis for S rank spirits. You find none of the categories you're looking for withing the S ranks.
As for weapons, you find a sword that can retract into the arm, a sort fo big unwieldy crossbow that attaches to the forarm and something on the back that's called the "wings of Icarus". The crossbow seems unwieldy as all hell, but you're pretty sure you could integrate an existing gun in there with some modifacation and jury-rigging.
When Rach is done collecting the steel the two of you set to work. [5] You manage to make the suit pretty much perfectly. With some added padding inside it fits quite snuggly, and all the joints and hinges work well. It's still a big, unpowered hunk of steel at this point, though.
"Wait so i didn't attack? Dafuq am i doing?"
Punch him in za face!
You [6 -> 4] Rush in, seemingly going for a body shot. The Khan starts to block, but you quickly twist your body so you punch him in the face. You can feel his nose breaking, and he flies backwards. He lands on his back, blood streaming from his nose. He seems pretty dazed, but is starting to come to.
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