Go get something to eat.
You head out to get something to eat, deciding to finally try out that place you pass every day on your way to work. You enter "Ye Olde Walking Cane", a little restaurant whose decor looks more like an old english pub than anything else. You go sit at the bar and take a look around. There's only you, the bartender and 2 guys sitting in a corner playing cards. Above the bar hangs a on old walking cane on a plaque. The bartender, an older gentleman wearing a rather dapper formal vest, is cleaning a glass.
"Welcome to the old walking cane, guv. What'll it be?"You look at the menu:
-meat lovers pie
-shepards pie
-vegetarian pie
-soup of the day pie
-Hangover pie
-fish and chips pie
"IF YOUR OTHER FIGHTERS ARE ANYTHING LIKE THOSE CHUCKLEFUCKS, I'LL HAVE WON THIS BY LUNCHTIME!"
Then Bob too leans his lawn chair against the wall and steps into the ring
As everyone takes their places at the edge of the ring, you step onto the mat. Opposite of you is one of the bodysuit guys, this guy wearing pink. A great big gong is struck, and the fight is on!
"I will avenge my fallen brothers! HYAH!" he shouts as he closes in.
Bob to receprionist: "Hope policemen did managed to get to their homes safe, huh. Thanks for the info."
( Sry didnt mentioned some1 left/forgot/quit game. BTW i am stuck i guess, i wont go investigating this case, cuz Why would i, i am pretty safe now. )
You thank the receptionist and head back outside. You're thinking about what to do when you suddenly feel something pressed against your back.
"We need to have a little chat, stalker."
The man leads you around the corner, where two other put a bag over your head and force you into a van. after what seems like an eternity, the van stops and you are pulled outside. They take of the bag over your head, and you see that you are standing besides two other guys in some sort of forest. Four guys with rifles are in front of you, and one guy with a revolver. The revolver guy seems to be their leader.
"All right, one of our brothers got it into his head to rob a store. It's his right to be a stupid shit, nothing we can do about that. But for some reason, he got killed when they arrested hm. Now, we know that you three saw him before he died. I just want to know, which one of you killed him?"
Go through the door.
You step through the door and find yourself in some sort of waiting room. You sit down in one of the chairs and look around. The decor isn't all that different from a doctors office, with the only exception that there isn't any colour. Everything is a shade of grey, black or white. After some time, a little buzzer goes by the door. You enter, and find yourself in a huge room. In the middle of the room is a rather large desk, completely black. Behind the desk is a skeleton, his eyesockets filled with blue light. He's wearing a black robe with the hood over his head. He's currently leafing through a huge book with one hand, while dangling a small ball of yarn in front of a kitten with his other hand.
I would like to join in.
The name of our hero is Rick Action. He is a miserable git, but he gains great strength when he does one thing well.
One-liners.
The more, the better.
Jump into action through a window.
In downtown megacity 15, the police are currently in a standoff outside of a clothing store. Five police cars are in a half circle outside of the entrance, the impromptu barricade bristling with guns. One police officer is furiously talking into a cellphone, trying to negotiate with the hostage takers.
But you're having none of that. Because you're Rick Action.
[1 -> 4] You find an alternate route and jump into the action through a window. Unfortunately, we're talking about a skylight. From the viewpoints of the three hostages the skylight shatters, raining down shards of glass and one hapless dude. You come down hard on the floor, with multiple shards of glass stuck in your arms and legs. You look up, and stare into the eyes of the three hostages, two women and a guy. From outside of the room, you hear some speak.
"Yo, rick, what the fuck was that noise? Go look what those hostages are up to and make them stop."