extreme fighting action
You know you want to fight, extremely, and you make your move. Your indecisiveness on what exactly would be an extreme enoug way to attack makes it so that The Kahn can get in the first attack. He [3] vs [5] jabs out with his fist, tiny whisps of golden light sparking off. You manage to dodge it completely, [2] but fail to do anything in retalliation. The Khan [5] vs [4] spins around and throws his entire weight into the next punch. You manage to put up your arms in time, the punch sends a jolt of pain through both of your arms and you slide back a good four feet or so.
The Kahns moves back a bit, tiny whisps of light dancing around his fists.
Go to the goth-loli club, for a sidekick!
You go to the local park where the goth-loli club is having their annual sandwich picknick. You walk up to them and start babbling about being a magical girl and needing a sidekick to save the world. Most of them just ignore you, but one of the girls invites you to sit with her on her blanket and have a sandwich. The girl, Alice, is dressed in black and white goth-loli outfit with some red accents and seems quite interested in becoming your sidekick. She does ask what it would require from her to become a sidekick, though.
"Eh, weren't you paying attention? I just saved a man's life! You should thank me! Don't you know? Choking is the number 1 cause of death at places with food! If I don't help these poor vulnerable people, who will?"
Attempt to persuade the uninformed uniformed man of my heroics.
The man, who looks quite angry, nevertheless listens to your explenation. [2] You try to explain why your actions are actually heroic as hell, but the fact that you continue to heimlich the poor guy while you're explaining doesn't seem to aid your cause. After the third time the guy vomits, the uniformed man cuts you off.
"Allright, enough of this. Remove yourself from the premises, you clearly aren't fit to fight for The Father and Purge this world in His name!"
After finishing, stay inside the bathroom and try to summon some fire.
Am I really that desperate that I'll start pretending a drug overdose gave me superpowers?
You finish washing yourself and go have a sit down on the loo. Man, those drugs were a real trip right? Not like you coudl just focus a bit and wave your hand like so and fire would just come out, right?
Your hand is engulfed in a flame, though it only feels mildly warm and doesn't hurt you at all.
Make a Lamp Pole, biggest i can imagine, and smack foes legs!
"Yeeeeeeaaaaaah!!!!"
You attempt to summon a big ass lamp pole! [6 -> 3] You summon one of those big ass lamp poles that you see on the side of highways. It immediatly starts falling to the ground. You [4] realize that there's no way in hell any sane human could even think of lifting something that heavy jump out of the way. Gunny [2] manages to get his fleshy arm pinned underneath the lamp post. It looks pretty much completely squished about halway from his shoulder to his elbow. He gives a scream of pain, but then takes out his combat knife and starts sawing off the arm. He stands back up, blood pouring from the stump.
"Impressive, but don't think this fight is over yet. ON YOUR FEET, MAGGOT!"
"THAT'S JUST GUM, CHEW A PIECE IF YOU WANT, BUT DON'T SWALLOW IT. HOW'D YOU GET IN MY CAR, MERLIN?"
Keep driving, hopefully not crashing
You manage to stay calm and keep on driving at a relaxed pace. The wizard puts a piece of gum in his mouth.
"Ooh, minty. These are quite nice. I got into your 'kaar' by way of magic, obviously. Who is this Merlin you refer to? My name is Magnus, nor Merlin."Google LaoZi. After that, look in the daemones book for Sun Tzu and the required ritual for him, along with Alexander the Great. Have Rach find the strongest metal possible in here that isn't part of the building or the machinery to build that human animunculi as it is in the book. Also, Google the strongest common metal that could be bought at a metalworks or hobby store. Oh, and Google the kind of metal they use for tank armor.
Hoo boy. Right, first you google LaoZi. Wikipedia, no matter what universe you find yourself in, is always there like a good friend:
LaoZiYou try finding Sun Tzu and Alexander the Great. No such entries exist.
Rach could certainly go and scrounge up some steel from the broken down machinery and vehicles around here. As for metalworks, hell, free trade is the name of the game in megacity 15. You can get some pretty impressive stuff, though it might costs you an arm and a leg.
As for tanks, well, that depends on the tank, really. Light APC's sometimes go for aluminium. Just straight up steel was used throughout a lot of WWII. Depleted uranium sandwiched between two sheets of steel is another way fo doing it. Then we get to the later way of doing things, with composite armours like chobham. Word of warning though, while infantry weapons have progressed much like they have in the real world, vehicle based combat was largely neglected due to the vehicles being very inviting and easy targets for heroes. Of course, they're a lot more useful now that all the heroes have just vanished, but generally vehicles/ships/airplanes have become stuck somewhere along WWII-Cold War era technology. Exceptions apply, of course, like the stuff the Hercules corp. is making and using.
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