Starting location:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_SquareGame 1, Turn 2:
All of a sudden, our eclectic group charges into action!
Smash my guitar into this loser's face while rapping about how awesome hard rock is.
Ok, I changed my action to this:
Find the alternative rock, namely the rock on the ground. Then smash it into Andres Head, hopefully knocking out some teeth!
My cricket bat's longer reach counters Peradon's alternative rock!
NAV Speed: 10
Peradon Speed: 6
Andres Speed: 1+2
NAV Attack: 1
Peradon Dodge: 9
NAV Endurance: 1
NAV Endurance: 7
NAV raises their electric guitar high over there head, preparing to smash Peradon with it. However, they accidentally slam it into their left leg during the swing. The guitar breaks into many pieces, some embedded deep into their leg. Several bones break audibly. NAV now has moderate bleeding, and severe pain, which they can barely keep unconscious during. Even worse, they only complete a single sentence of their rap before they scream out in pain, and that's just not coo' yo.
Peradon Luck: 6
Peradon manages to find a fairly large rock just lying around. It should be a fairly effective weapon.
Peradon Attack: 5+2(I really debated giving you this bonus, but why not)
Andres Dodge: 3+2
Andres Endurance: 2
Peradon doesn't quite land a blow on Andres' head, but they do manage to smash their body up a bit. Andres now has mild bleeding/bruising, as well as mild pain.
Andres Attack: 5+3
Peradon Dodge: 2
Peradon Endurance: 6
Andres lands a heavy blow to Peradon's upper body with their cricket bat. That's probably a rib or two down. Peradon now has mild-moderate bleeding/bruising to their upper body, as well as mild-moderate pain.
Kick soccer ballfootball at Salsacookie's head. GOAAAL!
Begin creation of the mafia.
Salsacookies Speed: 4
Salsacookies Charisma: 2
Nunzillor Speed: 3
Nunzillor Luck: 6
Salsacookies heads off to start recruiting people for their new mafia. Nobody seems to understand their language. Which is good, because if they did, with a roll like that there'd be questions.
Nunzillor spends a fair amount of time looking for a football. They do eventually find one, and in fairly good condition at that. They lose track of Salsacookies in their search, however. Nunzillor is now in the Charles Square park.
Find my loyal subjects.
'For the glory of the Holy Roman Empire!'
Urist Arrhenius Charisma: 3
Urist Arrhenius can't seem to attract any followers for similar reasons to Salsacookies.
NPC's are mildly worried about the egregious violence, but altogether care very little. They're in a big city, so its someone else's problem. The barrier will be lifted at the end of the next turn.
The upper body is not a very vulnerable location, and it is the most likely part you'll hit. Enough damage can break anything though. I should probably have mentioned this earlier, but the language barrier may be a problem. For simplicity, all players only can speak English by default. As for NAV, I almost feel sorry for you, but at you didn't fall unconscious, so it could have been worse.
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