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[Uzu Bash]

I've never seen anyone try to climb my walls, but there's always a hatch somewhere that I left open for a job outside. They always just walk right in through my security holes, fortunately into areas occupied by militia.

I still haven't seen any megabeast attack, but after dealing with FB's I don't expect them to be that difficult except for the titans, which are pretty much FB's exposed to the surface.

[Sanctume]

I have never seen Year 6 in any of my fortress because I usually have some small goals, and end up creating a new world to embark on. 

I have never seen my own weaponized minecart system yet.

I have never seen surviving the aftermath of opening the circus yet.

[hyperman500]

I have never seen HFS, anything to do with mechanics, anything to do with minecarts, a titan(I did get a single forgotten beast) or an artifact weapon.

[Iceflame]

I've never seen an elve siege or a human siege.
I've never seen HFS, as most of my forts  sooner or later die of boredom or FPS death.
I've never seen an underground river or waterfall ( Does this even exist? )

[Skullsploder]

I've never seen a human siege.
I've never seen day three in adventure mode.
I've never seen a roc.
I've never seen a legendary goblin.

[Naryar]

Never seen vampires in fort mode either. I killed one and drunk his blood and become one of the children of the night in 0.34, however.

I've never seen an underground river or waterfall ( Does this even exist? )

It doesn't, unless you make one. It used to in 40d and before.

I do miss 40d underground rivers and chasms, though. Actually I'd like a mix between 40d underground and 0.31 underground.

I like the current underground features but they would benefit from being less uniform.

[hops]

I still have never seen a goblin invasion.

Yes, I know, I don't play enough.

[Uzu Bash]

I've never seen an underground road in my embark, though I've walked a few in adventurer mode. I've never seen non-dwarven immigrants, though almost every dwarven city I visited in adv mode had a handful of non-dwarf natives. And on this embark, I've never seen a dwarf with any eye color but 'raw umber', or any who didn't have 'slightly narrow' heads.

[TheFlame52]

I've never seen an elven siege.
I've never made anything from adamantine.
I've never seen a dwarf in hell.

[Uzu Bash]

I've seen an elvish siege, but I've seen anything thrilling about it. I haven't seen a challenging elvish siege, I haven't seen an elvish siege that brought me any cheap wood, any wood products worth using, any exotic pets, any new boozeables, any of the goodies an elvish caravan brings.

In fact, I haven't seen an elvish siege leave me with anything but a huge fucking clean-up chore, wasting my dwarves' precious time eliminating their worthless clutter from the map.

[PDF urist master]

That's the worst thing about elves. even fighting them doesn't appease the blood god.

[Adragis]

~I've never seen an elven siege,
I've never seen a clown
I've never seen a necromancer
burn a human town.~

[k9wazere]

I've never seen a properly functioning fort.

Mainly because I'm the one in charge...

[Naryar]

That's the worst thing about elves. even fighting them doesn't appease the blood god.

Yes it does. Well, it "appeases" Him as "removes a source of stress for Him".

Anywhere creatures are melting in magma, or are having their blood spilled, Armok is happier.

[Uzu Bash]

Actually, an elvish war is a good negotiating tool. After they come back to apologize for disrespecting our sovereignty in land stewardship affairs, we will assent to do business with them again at more favorable terms.