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[crazyabe]

40 Drunks: Invite the creepy speedo man, his cult, Mr. Banana hammock, his cult, and the Renewer's cult; over for a drink at our bar!
brewmasters: Serve Drinks to anyone that shows up!
90 Drunks: Go use the creepy speedo man's orb to summon me!
10 Drunks: build a Still out back so we can make some better Booze!
I: Recruit Hillbillys, we will have moonshine soon enough!

[Aslandus]

90 Drunks: Go use the creepy speedo man's orb to summon me!

You have no dragon blood, any chance you want to change that action?

[crazyabe]

Changed.
40 Drunks: Invite the creepy speedo man, his cult, Mr. Banana hammock, his cult, and the Renewer's cult; over for a drink at our bar!
brewmasters: Serve Drinks to anyone that shows up!
60 Drunks: gather Dragons blood!
40 Drunks: build a Still out back so we can make some better Booze!
I: Recruit Hillbillys, we will have moonshine soon enough!

[Aslandus]

Changed.
40 Drunks: Invite the creepy speedo man, his cult, Mr. Banana hammock, his cult, and the Renewer's cult; over for a drink at our bar!
brewmasters: Serve Drinks to anyone that shows up!
60 Drunks: gather Dragons blood!
40 Drunks: build a Still out back so we can make some better Booze!
I: Recruit Hillbillys, we will have moonshine soon enough!

Make new friends: [5] They get Speedo man and BOF's cult into your base for a few drinks. They all come over and have a great time. (stronger relations with BOF and Speedo)
Drinks: [3] They decide to save the good stuff for your own guys and serve regular beer, wine, and whiskey to the guests. (Guests drunk for the turn)
Dragon blood: [3] They collect some dragon blood, but need a bit more time to finish. (partially collected dragon blood)
Still: [5] They build a finely crafted still to make increase the effects of drinks served. Seeing how the still goes together allows them to figure out how to operate it. (Still built, 40 drunks become distillers)
Recruit: [4] You convince some locals to join your campaign for alcohol mastery. Their special moonshine is higher proof than most of the stuff on the market. In fact, it probably qualifies as a fire hazard. (+25 hillbillies [can brew high- alcohol moonshine])

[fillipk]

400 Cultists: get a better base
I'll give 50 of my martial arts masters fire powers
Eco Cultists will recruit from my inquisitors
And the rest of the masters will improve my PR through free martial arts lessons.

[Aslandus]

400 Cultists: get a better base
I'll give 50 of my martial arts masters fire powers
Eco Cultists will recruit from my inquisitors
And the rest of the masters will improve my PR through free martial arts lessons.

Base: [2] They try to get some better accommodations for their overlord, but can't seem to get anyone on board with housing a ball of fire.
Chosen: [2] You smell gasoline outside and spend the whole turn sniffing around looking for the source.
Reconcile: [6] They convince the inquisitors to join you. They do such a good job that the inquisitors gain a fanatical devotion to your cause. Especially when they find out about the booze being handed out. (100 inquisitors become fanatical cultists)
Free martial arts: [4] They open dojos to teach the tricks of martial arts to others. Your PR increases for the generosity of your followers. (martial arts lessons available [increases PR])

Humanity: better base
[6] The buildings nearby are cleared out to give you more space for your cult. Of course, this means you will have a harder time finding recruits nearby, but at least you have more stuff now. (gained abandoned neighborhood, -1 appeal for [2] turns)

[DAPARROT]

Vol-Kriit: recruit
100 guards: stop being paranoid, relax for a bit and unlock the doors
100 outside cultists: get some silver
100 inside cultists: research more rituals
20 injured cultists: get some medical care

[Aslandus]

Vol-Kriit: recruit
100 guards: stop being paranoid, relax for a bit and unlock the doors
100 outside cultists: get some silver
100 inside cultists: research more rituals
20 injured cultists: get some medical care

Recruit: [2] You fail to get anyone on your side.
Open the doors: [4] They loosen the guard a bit to allow people and items in and out. Infiltrators might be able to get in, but at least the base can function now. (no longer locked)
Silver: [3] They find quicksilver. It's... silver colored, at least... And highly toxic. Might want to keep it out of the water supply. You doubt this is going to work for the ritual. (gained quicksilver)
Research: [2] They don't find anything.
Medicine: [4] They crawl up to the nearest emergency room and get treatment for their wounds. They are ready to work again by next turn. (20 injured cultists healed)

[FallacyofUrist]

"oh... hello, Quacken. Long time no see."

Quarken and 50 scholarly cultists: Convince Quacken to join my cult(and become non-hostile).
50 scholarly cultists, Leg n' dairy scholar, 26 generic cultists: Attempt to discover an appeal boosting ritual!

[Aslandus]

"oh... hello, Quacken. Long time no see."

Quarken and 50 scholarly cultists: Convince Quacken to join my cult(and become non-hostile).
50 scholarly cultists, Leg n' dairy scholar, 26 generic cultists: Attempt to discover an appeal boosting ritual!

Quacken: [1] It super doesn't work. And now you're right next to an exploding duck. Shit. (Cult cannot save you until next turn)
Research: [4] They find a ritual that tricks people into thinking you're super cool. It resembles a trendy dance. Unfortunately, it can't fix the hollowness inside your heart. (Discovered Popularity ritual)

Quacken: plant feathers on Quarken
[3] A few feathers stick, but with Quarken's iron will he'll probably just shrug off the blast if it's triggered now. (Quarken tagged with <1 damage worth of feathers)

[LordBrassroast]

Pope: Tell all the Catholics that I am a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ and that they should listen to me.
Govt. Cultists: Disaster recovery mode. Put so much spin on the whole "cult" issue you can see it from space.
Other Cultists: Figure out how to effectively build stuff, not just stick fences.
Hondrasaan: Recruit.

[Aslandus]

Pope: Tell all the Catholics that I am a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ and that they should listen to me.
Govt. Cultists: Disaster recovery mode. Put so much spin on the whole "cult" issue you can see it from space.
Other Cultists: Figure out how to effectively build stuff, not just stick fences.
Hondrasaan: Recruit.

Corrupt church: [3] The Pope's support makes you more popular, but nobody really believes a 10 foot tall shadow is the holy ghost without some kind of proof. Gotta be on watch for false prophets, you know? (PR up)
Recover: [4] They manage to gain some support again. They just pretend the whole cult thing was an exaggeration of a more acceptable religion. (govt support now worth something again)
Learn 2 bild: [2] They stare blankly at engineering handbooks for several hours and learn nothing.
Recruit: [4] You get more people on your side. (+75 cultists)

[Dustan Hache]

I'd like point out to unsummoned horrors that
YOU CAN USE MY ORB IF YOU WANT TO!
That is all. And now back to your regularly scheduled post.

Speedoman: abstain from drinking, even though this is an awesome party. Instead, use this as a chance to recruit some people that are NOT in a cult already, and talk about what makes a good demoman.
leaders 1 and 3, 50 cultists: guard the orb to make sure that if someone uses it, they do not destroy it.
Leaders 2 and 4 with 50 cultists: try again with making healing drugs from dragonsblood. Remind all cultists that there is a reason they test it on animals BEFORE they test it on humans.
leader 5, all remaining regular cultists,and banana hammock's cult: hold ultimate Mario kart competition at the party. Winner's cult gets to make the loser's cults do one thing for the winner's cult within reason.
Fanatics: Play caves and cannadians.

[Aslandus]

Speedoman: abstain from drinking, even though this is an awesome party. Instead, use this as a chance to recruit some people that are NOT in a cult already, and talk about what makes a good demoman.
leaders 1 and 3, 50 cultists: guard the orb to make sure that if someone uses it, they do not destroy it.
Leaders 2 and 4 with 50 cultists: try again with making healing drugs from dragonsblood. Remind all cultists that there is a reason they test it on animals BEFORE they test it on humans.
leader 5, all remaining regular cultists,and banana hammock's cult: hold ultimate Mario kart competition at the party. Winner's cult gets to make the loser's cults do one thing for the winner's cult within reason.
Fanatics: Play caves and cannadians.

Recruit: [1] You fail to abstain from drinking and end up making an ass of yourself. Some of the people get really upset about it. (+25 inquisitors)
Guard: [4] They set up a guard schedule around the Orb. Not to stop people from using it of course, just prevent them from smashing it. (Orb of Stalwart under guard)
Healing: [6] They succeed in making the healing drugs. Unfortunately, it seems they don't work on humans unless heavily watered down. They also don't have any effect on animals. (-40 cultists, learned Healing Brew [req dragonblood])
Challenge!: [6] They succeed at making the challenge... Then lose against both. Turns out those drunks and ecologists play Mario kart all the time as well, and leader 5 severely underestimated them. (Owe BOF and Zomboss a favor)
Caves and Canadians: [4] TF2_RP_shouting.exe (morale up)

[Salsacookies]

Spoiler: King of the Great Ocean (click to show/hide)

Name:Urgnulaftnus's of the Styx

Abilities:
Conquest-Dominate all you see, with both Physical and Mental superiority.
War-Cut down all enemies with Blood and Rage.
Famine-Wrap others in Shadow and Chill them to the bone.
Pestilence-Cripple enemies to the cell, corrupting both Body and Soul.
Death-Burn Souls to ash, and Puppet the corpses.

Appearance: A fish-man, 3 meters in height. His chromatic scales change to different shades of purple and red. Wears no clothing, save a loincloth and jewelry on his arms and neck, and a crown, fitted to his head. Has grown 5 black horns on his head, and talons on his fingers and toes, along with eyes which are fiery and serpent-like.

Homeworld: The Styx, formally Atlantis, before it sank and became corrupted. It is now deep in the Atlantic Ocean.

Goal: Corrupt the world just like how his land was corrupted.

Presence: 0 (Godzilla and The Pacific Rim have desensitized humanity to monsters of similar appearance.)
Mindlock: 2 (Massive amounts of brainwashing tends to get in the way of brainwashing)
Power: 3 (The Powers of Hell are strong, indeed.)
Physique: 0 (Rather unspectacular by abomination standards)
Appeal: 0 (His plans appeal to no one. Not even to himself.)