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[Whisperling]

Make some beastfolk cultists.

[Aslandus]

Make some beastfolk cultists.

[3] You fumble your incantation and make regular beasts. Oops. You get the feeling that even if you had succeeded, beastfolk wouldn't be able to grasp the complexities of rituals. (100 beasts summoned)

[FallacyofUrist]

Quarken: recruit some scholars to join your cult. Again.

[Aslandus]

Quarken: recruit some scholars to join your cult. Again.

[5] You find some much more friendly scholars to help you. You'll show those other losers! (+100 scholar cultists)

[DAPARROT]

Vol-Kriit: try again, no screaming this time

[wipeout1024]

Continue recruiting.
Housewife cultists: Search for orbs of stalwart.

[Humaan]

Daragon: Attempt to convert more people, focusing on the Inquisitors.

Current Cult: Locate the Orb of Stalwart associated with Myself

[Aslandus]

Vol-Kriit: try again, no screaming this time

[1] AUGH! THOSE MOSTAFRASSIN THORNS GOT YA AGAIN! And now those guys are pissed at you too... (+25 inquisitors)

Continue recruiting.
Housewife cultists: Search for orbs of stalwart.

Recruit: [2] WHAT? NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN YOU?!?! WHAT KIND OF BLASPHEMY IS THIS?!?!? EVERYONE SHOULD WANT TO JOIN THE JADE EMPRESS!!!!
Stalwart: [6] They find an orb of Stalwart, but several of them get lost on the way. (-25 cultists, found Orb of Stalwart 1)

Daragon: Attempt to convert more people, focusing on the Inquisitors.

Current Cult: Locate the Orb of Stalwart associated with Myself

Convert: [4] You manage to corrupt the minds of those who were trying to fight you. Feh, once you get summoned you won't have to take time out to do such trivial things. (25 inquisitors converted to cultists)
Locate orb: [2] They decide to paint each other gold instead to get closer to you. What a bunch of jackasses.

[fillipk]

B.O.F. The Renewer: Recruit some cultists to fight the inquisitors.

[Aslandus]

B.O.F. The Renewer: Recruit some cultists to fight the inquisitors.

[4] You convince some mortals to join your crusade of cleanliness! This battle will be a glorious victory worthy of great song! (+50 cultists)

[carp]

ME: look through the eyes of a random cultist
Cultist: search for an orb of stalwart in a swamp (when i'm summoned i'll want to spend pretty much all my time outside a host buried as deep as i can get in a a swamp(if i can survive in a brain i can survive buried in a swamp))

[Evonix]

1 cultist: wander through the streets, mumbling.(recrute)

[carp]

I'm a "eldritch" horror in a speedo, not a commander.

if i decide to sig any quotes from a game i'm sigging this.

[Aslandus]

ME: look through the eyes of a random cultist
Cultist: search for an orb of stalwart in a swamp (when i'm summoned i'll want to spend pretty much all my time outside a host buried as deep as i can get in a a swamp(if i can survive in a brain i can survive buried in a swamp))

Look: [4] You look through the eyes of one of your hosts cultists, and see a strange world. Everything is so massive! You're definitely going to need to hijack a body to make it in this world...
Seek: [3] They spot an orb, but it's in the middle of an acidic bog. You would rather not have your first experience in this world be burning to death in a pit of acid. (found Orb of Stalwart 2 in acid bog)

[Dustan Hache]

((taken out of context carp, i'd agree.))