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[FallacyofUrist]

((Guess I need a new base... ha, sent Rabe a gift: 200 inquistors!))

[InsaneRationalist]

Koshu:
-Cultists: hallucinating like crazy from pink dust, 352 cultists, 200 cultists heavily armed, 80 empowered cultists
-Items: has a tool shed base with excellent defences, has a few spaceship components,
-Inquisitors: 250 armed inquisitors, inquisitors activated
-Other: mixed PR, satellite launched, knows "cascade" ritual, partially researched sacrificial summoning ritual

Sigh.

Turn 11 actions:
hallucinating cultists: attempt to develop immunity to Puff-Puff's dust
Koshu and any other cultists: recruit

Edit: see here:

Turn 11 actions:

[wipeout1024]

Recruit more people.
60 cultists: Find a base.
60 cultists: Find dragon blood.

[Aslandus]

hallucinating cultists: attempt to develop immunity to Puff-Puff's dust

Washing it off might be faster, just saying...

argh, I just realized I accidentally afflicted Anthaju with the effects... I'll just fix that now...

[InsaneRationalist]

Washing it off might be faster, just saying...

Yeah, actually, we shall try that.

Turn 11 actions:
hallucinating cultists: wash off dust. If that does not take too long, assist with recruiting.
Koshu and any other cultists: recruit

[Aslandus]

Edot: forgot the "violently explode on death" part

i actually just kind of assumed he would considering when he dies the majycks holding him together will probably disappear
turn 10 actions: welp time to go totally batshit insane
ME: HEHEHE BANANANSA HEHEHEHEHHEEEEE I LIKE BANNNANANANANANNSA   (for this roll to go so insane i lose concept of three dimensions considering i have massive eldritch horror pwoers maybe i'l gain the ability to go into other dimension's)
ANY SURVIVING HUMANS I CAN CONTROL: write "to DF carp with love" with the dragon's blood summoning sludge in a ring sacrifice yourself
any thing else i have a control over: DO A JIG HEHEHE BANANANANANANS A BANANANnANANANNAanannNAnaNaNaNnNAnNAnnSNsNDSSSSSssSS JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiJJijijijijijijijiiiiiiiiiGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

Not sure what that all means, but I assume it's something like this:
Going bananas: [5] You successfully go completely batshit crazy. You don't have eldritch powers anymore, but everyone with beards and alcohol feels very uncomfortable for a minute. (completely insane)
Sacrifice: [1] They get scared and run off. Cowards! Who needs them anyway? (-40 cultists)
Dance!: [6] GOEAR tries to dance with its bloblike form, but smashes into a wall and hurts itself (GOEAR is mortally wounded)

[Evonix]

50 Cultists: Use the guns to finish off gort.
Lightly armed cultists: Guard and get better gear.
100 Cultists: Repair the smeltery and make some more guns.
50 Cultists: Repair anthaju's (The pyramid person if I spelled it wrong) base.
1 Cultist: Gently blow in Puff-puff's general direction (-1 FTW).
40 Recognisable cultists and 50 others: Fix PR and say it's all thunder and lightning guy's fault.
100 Cultists and me: Study orb's properties to find a cheap way to travel through the same dimension and/or a way to make more.
9 Cultists: Do sudoku.
Rest of them and the 10 cultists in high places: Use connections to get nuke then build somthing to launch it at the cloud guy(AND FIRE IT).

[Aslandus]

Washing it off might be faster, just saying...

Yeah, actually, we shall try that.

Turn 11 actions:
hallucinating cultists: wash off dust. If that does not take too long, assist with recruiting.
Koshu and any other cultists: recruit

Scrub a dub dub: [1] He he, the water looks all sparkly. But what if there are sharks in it? Or mayb- OH GOD ELEPHANTS WITH OCTOPUS HEADS! FLAIL LIKE YOU LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Oh dear, some people got hurt in the panic... (-150 cultists) ((Panic + heavy weapons = fun))
recruit: [2] Nobody seems to be willing to join you. Must have been all the screaming.

Edit: I really dropped the ball on the inquisitors didn't I?
Inquisitors: Examine this dust, it seems useful
[2] Whoops, turns out it dissolves on contact with iron, should've used a different bowl to collect it...

[carp]

transfer command of anything I have any influence over to rabe on the condition the top priority of use with those resources is to turn me back try to revive frog for a few seconds long enough to get me back to my original
 form

[FallacyofUrist]

((who is "frog"? And that one... hallucination... doom... boom. Also, my base was destroyed twice, somehow... unless that second time was someone else's.))

[Aslandus]

((I'm afraid the trick only works on the same turn he was killed in, his body's gone cold. I'm sure frog's pleased to hear you wanted to save him though...))

[Sl4cker]

Research: [5] They find a ritual that enables you to merge two entities into one. It can be done with living or dead creatures, and the result will be living... Of course, if the two entities don't get along, there will be some... inner conflict... Apparently they will just explode if they get into too bad an argument... The ritual requires dragon blood, two entities, and of course, an important symbol to draw in the middle with a paint made from metal powders which is vital to make it work properly... good thing you looked this up before trying to perform it otherwise you might have made some horrible world-ending monstrosity on accident... (ritual of fusion learned)

Of course, if the two entities don't get along, there will be some... inner conflict... Apparently they will just explode if they get into too bad an argument...

Wait, was that supposed to be a bad thing?
Cultists: Recruit! My luck can't be any worse... can it?
Mummies: Replace the guys that died in the inquisitor invasion!
Assassins 25: Collect metal powder and turn it into the required paint!
Rest of em: If we have metal powder paint, Go drag TROG's body to the Tavern Wench Rosabel and do the ritual! If not, go get it!
Since alcohol is a non-ancient invention, and that Tavern Wench is insane Rosabel is peace loving, and Trog wants the destruction of humanity, this should make it so we easily dispatch another crazy horror fairly easily!

Of course this could also go horribly wrong and I apologize in advance for the death Tavern Trog potentially does unto on the world.

((I meant alcohol wasn't an invention during the prehistoric times, when cavemen ruled the earth.

Trog's goal IS different from mine, y'know. But I will change my action anyway, so whatever.))

[Aslandus]

Well no, you did roll a 5, but if two horrors get mixed together they might want to cooperate (unless they like the idea of going explodey)

[Evonix]

http://www.reshafim.org.il/ad/egypt/timelines/topics/drink.htm
Granted tavern wench may not make it the same way out of the same stuff.

[Aslandus]

I was actually going to let him do it before telling him that beer was invented before writing to show the value of checking your facts, but sure...