Whoops, forgot to do this one:
DF carp: sacrifice some people in a summoning circle see what happens
factioned cultists: turn me back
new cultists: make a war between a couple horrors
SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!: [1] You sacrifice many to the summoning circle in an attempt to reconcile not having an Orb of Stalwart. It doesn- Oh fuck, WHAT IS THAT? (-100 cultists, gained GOEARERKSFLES)
name: GOEARERKSFLES
abilities:
-Consume flesh: it seeks to devour humans to gain more body mass. Attacking it with humans will increase its physique
-mindless: it always aims for the nearest humans, and heeds no commands
-hideous: offputting appearance
appearance: A mass of human flesh with various body parts sticking out. You feel sick to your stomach just looking at it.
homeworld: Earth
skills:
-Presence: 1 (you feel nauseous just looking at the bastard)
-Mindlock : -1 (It would actually prefer being burst into parts, being forcibly mashed together was very unpleasant)
-Power: 0 (no psychic power)
-Physique: 1 (gains 1 for every 100 humans it eats)
-Appeal: -2 (its very existence makes your cultists want to leave)
SOS: [irrelevant] They try to make 100 people un-scream, but nothing happens ((The transformation is permanent I'm afraid. You can tell by the way there are NO transformation abilities on DF carp's sheet. That is, unless you find an artifact/ritual of reversion which will set you back to your original state))
MAKE WAR, NOT LOVE: [5] You send several insulting letters to other horrors addressed from each other. All alliances are off. (alliances cancelled) ((No matter how good your diplomacy you can't actually force other horrors to comply, but they seem willing to fight well enough without encouragement))
Inquisitors: Use the mustard gas to wipe out one of the factions
[1] They crack the mustard gas open too early and gas themselves. Whoops. (-22 inquisitors)
There's nobody left to carry the flag (inquisitors deactivated)
you are starting to be deliberately obtuse.
"Obtuse" as in "misleading" or as in "You keep taking things the wrong way you asshole, stop it"? If it's the former then maybe my naming conventions are too subtle, but if its the latter, stop leaving open ends for me to fill in as I like because I always take the worst possibility.