Koshu: recruit additional cultists
75 cultists: recruit additional cultists
Recruiting is all counted as one action I'm afraid... oh dear...
[1] As it turns out, some people aren't big fans of the whole "psychic flying obelisk" thing. So many people were working to spread the word that more heard there was chaos to wrought (+45 inquisitors).
Ah, the ancient times... It was a wonderful time back then, before the Persians arrived...
Me: Stupefy my followers with first-hand tales of ancient egypt! Then ask them If they would like to be given the powers of the dead! If so, grant them their wish. Afterwards, try to recruit some more, I guess.
50 cultists: Spread the word to those who are fed up with the current world and want to make it into something better, offer recruitment!
Rest of em: Begin searching for this "Orb of Stalwart" thing.
Tales: [6] They are enamored with the stories until you get to the parts about slave labor and god-kings. Apparently that's not an accepted thing anymore, whoops.
Recruit: [5] You and your followers do an excellent job calling for support from the populace of the local area. Many join you in... trying to bring back ancient egypt? Well, nobody said it was a good plan, but they'll support you in it regardless (+250 cultists)
Orb: [4] They manage to find the Orb of Stalwart you described for them... damn, that thing's big, there's no way these guys can bring it back alone... (Orb of Stalwart 1 found).
Try recruiting waitresses and barflies again. Summon a feast.
[5] You manage to recruit many sad bar-folk to your cause, and have enough time left over to summon a feast. The feast doesn't really do anything. But they appreciate it. (+200 cultists)
Me: turn a house sized boulder into carp and use this as a show of power to recruit more cultists
75 starving cultist's: EAT THE CAAAAARRRRRP
Power: [5] You use your power to turn rocks into fish for your cultists to eat. More join your cause as a result, and there's just enough to go around. (+25 cultists, cultists no longer starving, cultists have a bunch of fish)
Me: Recrute
50 Cultists: Put up "I can haz minion posters" with an artist's depiction (I'm not here yet so they can't take an actual photo of me) of me in the local college.
50 Cultists: Found the extradimensional kitten party and put me in the running for president.
Does Smiley come from the same place as Big Dog?
((No, if I remember correctly big dog's planet didn't have any dirt or grass, which was the biggest reason he wanted to leave))
[6] You get many to join you, but some haters arise due to your immense popularity. (+150 cultists, +30 inquisitors)
[5] They make excellent pictures of you, they almost look exactly like you with a little kitten smile, resisting the urge to give you a big cheshire cat grin, so that's good. (Posters put up)
[3] Well, election season isn't for three more years, but it's never too early right? (campaign for president started)
50 cultists: Recruit more cultists, promising once I have been summoned that rain will be brought to California.
Me: Whisper into the minds of wealthy humans in California, recruiting them for the cause.
50 other cultists: Start social media campaign alerting everybody to the dangers of CARP.
recruiting: [4] You successfully get some wealthy people to join the cause, your cultists manage to get a couple on their side as well (+50 cultists, +10 wealthy cultists)
media: [2] They can't seem to figure out where to start without seeming like a bunch of nutjobs talking about a fish god harassing a small African country.
I don't know where Smiley's from. She might be.
Recruit followers, telling them of my plans for the preservation of their world. I can't let these fiends kill off this beautiful planet.
[5] You recruit many and tell them of your plans. No secrets between this cultmaster and her followers, she's got nothing to hide (+200 cultists).
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