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[mate888]

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"Well, I once threw a fluff wambler really hard at a guy's face and he died, so I'm the best thrower at the hillock, I guess. Also, me lads back home say I make a pretty good cheese. All 8 inhabitants of the hillock like it."

[chaotic skies]

"Geeze, another newbie? That's the second in like...hours.

Well, welcome to the mad house, half of us are crazy, the rest are just trying to clean up the mess. Yes, I do look like I have enough muscle to beat an Ogre into submission alone. No, I won't be doing that. Name's Chaotic by the way."

[Amperzand]

{Oh hey, people did things. I would like to apologize for the fact that I have completely ignored this for the past two terms. This was caused by my having no weekends that were not occupied by stuff for the same time period.}

[Gwolfski]

{Oh hey, people did things. I would like to apologize for the fact that I have completely ignored this for the past two terms. This was caused by my having no weekends that were not occupied by stuff for the same time period.}

{thats ok. We'll just do a ton of stuff, and when you update, you could make it so a month or more passed}

to mate:
"I'll take ya on a tour of the place, if ya want."

[Amperzand]

{There will be a large time passage when I next get a chance to write an update.}

[Lord_lemonpie]

Furiously stumbling after the other two new arrivals, another dwarf enters the fortress in a most unelegant manner. He is dressed in all green, wearing twigs and leaves like some terrible camouflage.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME OUT THERE?! MIGRANT WAVES ARE OUGHT TO STAY TOGETHER!", he yelled at Mate the 888th and the other fresh arrivals.

"I told you guys to wait for me as I scouted around the camp. The tracks in this area are frightening, unlike any I've seen before. And you just left me in the woods, to die!"

[TheBiggerFish]

"...Get to decon, would you?  And lose the plants.  And the bad camo."

[Gwolfski]

"Hi! I'm Gwolfski, engineer. Want a tour?"

[Lord_lemonpie]

Turning away from those he knew, he spoke to those new to him. "Greetings. Lord Lemonpie, Ranger. I'd love a tour, but I'll skip the showers. Makes me smell too dwarven."

[TheBiggerFish]

"You can either shower, or not die of radiation."

[Gwolfski]

"You can either shower, or not die of radiation."

"I think you meant shower or die of radiation."

[TheBiggerFish]

"...How did you even get up here?  But yes."

[Lord_lemonpie]

"If you say so." Lemonpie shrugged, as he walked into the showers, dropping his clothes as he went, not caring about public indecency at all. After a while of hearing jolly campfire songs from the decon unit, he returned, sparkling clean, wearing nothing but a towel.

"Now, where were we. Oh, that's right! The tour! Lead the way, gents."

[mate888]

Furiously stumbling after the other two new arrivals, another dwarf enters the fortress in a most unelegant manner. He is dressed in all green, wearing twigs and leaves like some terrible camouflage.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME OUT THERE?! MIGRANT WAVES ARE OUGHT TO STAY TOGETHER!", he yelled at Mate the 888th and the other fresh arrivals.

"I told you guys to wait for me as I scouted around the camp. The tracks in this area are frightening, unlike any I've seen before. And you just left me in the woods, to die!"

"Oi! Lemonpie! I thought the troll had grabbed you! Even though that troll turned out to be just a very eerily shaped rock, but still. I was running for me life!"

"If you say so." Lemonpie shrugged, as he walked into the showers, dropping his clothes as he went, not caring about public indecency at all. After a while of hearing jolly campfire songs from the decon unit, he returned, sparkling clean, wearing nothing but a towel.

"Now, where were we. Oh, that's right! The tour! Lead the way, gents."

"Yer going on a tour? Count me in!"

[Gwolfski]

((tour in progress))

((this means that I'm,writing stuff, so wait a bit))

Feel free to suggest places of interest