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[chaotic skies]

<<Yeah, prison isn't supposed to be fun. Or interesting. Or anything besides restraining and boring, really. We just need a convienient psychotic dwarf in one of the cells, that's prepared to kill stuff. Then we can have some FUN, getting them to the surface to defend the fort >>

<<Also, what weapons do I have? I don't quite remember, what with all the chaos happening aroud us.>>

[Amperzand]

(Chaotic has a repeating rifle, an axe, and a flare gun.)

((Prison is supposed to suck.))

(Precisely. You're sitting in an unlit stone cube with a bored guard watching you. For weeks. That's it.)

The Settler with Elagn's scoped rifle sets up on a rock and gets a better look at the goblins.

"Can't be more'n twenty of em. Not seein a lot of gear, just four'r'five grayskins with axe-an'-board. Their leader-lookin fellow's a priest of some kind, they don't got a warchief."

[Chevaleresse]

"Don't open fire on them until we know they're hostile. Generally you don't bring priests along in war parties, and this one's too small to really threaten us too badly besides. World's dangerous, could just be guards - though what they want with us isn't clear.

Worst case scenario, we let them get too close and we lose a couple men because of that. Worst-worst case scenario, that priest calls down some sort of divine judgement on us."

[chaotic skies]

Ready my rifle, but keep my axe handy incase things get personal

"That's what I was thinking. Considering what's just happened, I'm not sure whether or not to ask a priest for help or to just run away."

[LordPorkins]

"WAIT NVM GWOLF! THEY ARE RETURNING THE CAT CLOTH NOW!"
Pork goes to slaughter the nearest cat.

[Gwolfski]

"NO! You dimwit! Cloth is made from cat fur! I do not want cat leather....... I hate cat leather!"

Strawberries. hehehe

[LordPorkins]

"FINE! THEN ILL GO SHAVE A CAT THEN!"
Pork looks around for a feline to balden

[Gwolfski]

"You better...''

[LordPorkins]

((Seriously though. What would happen if someone told a strange mood dorf that all of his materials were stolen by a certain group? Battle Rage?))

[chaotic skies]

<<Sounds interesting. I need to do some !SCIENCE! on this at somepoint. Too bad the Mountainhome has this whole 'morals' thing, and they don't really approve.>>

[LordPorkins]

((Bah. Real Dorfs don't have feelings of remorse.))

[chaotic skies]

<<Yes, but the mountainhome Nobles do. There's a reason why they're not out soldiers (most of the time), after all.>>

[LordPorkins]

((Nobles are not to be considered Dorfs. They are nuisances, no more and no less.))

[Amperzand]

<<Sounds interesting. I need to do some !SCIENCE! on this at somepoint. Too bad the Mountainhome has this whole 'morals' thing, and they don't really approve.>>

[No, the Mountainhome does not have morals.]

<<Yes, but the mountainhome Nobles do. There's a reason why they're not out soldiers (most of the time), after all.>>

[To succeed a title, a member of the Nobility must serve as a Military commander.]

[chaotic skies]

<<Well then. I have no excuse to take some random serf and subject them to testing. I think Fish wouldn't approve however, and I would want to be totally sure they don't escape, that way the other serfs don't find out. They wouldn't be too happy either.>>