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[LordPorkins]

*Porkins acute porcine ears detect a high pitch sound emanating from the surface*

[TheBiggerFish]

Whatever.  Detect Magic
Something.

[LordPorkins]

Porkins turns to Fish questioningly

"what did you say?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"I did not say anything."
The mage is glaring in a direction best defined as 'out'.

[LordPorkins]

"You dont hear that then?"

[Gwolfski]

*whistling intensifies*

*drunken, unconcious grunts*

[LordPorkins]

"You sure you dont hear that?"

...


"Sounds like someones shagging a train whistle."

[TheBiggerFish]

The ruby dragonhawk coils sinuously around the Stranger's shoulders.

The stranger would note that its tail is rather pointy.

"Mhm.  You're welcome to investigate, I need to talk shop with the new guy."

[Gwolfski]

*whistling intensifies*

[TheBiggerFish]

The magus waits patiently.

[LordPorkins]

"Mmmmmmk Bye"
*Porkins Fades into the shadows*



.... And pops out from behind a rock near Gwolfskis hut.

" Man, i love how being a ninja lets me defy physics."

[Amperzand]

[No, it doesn't]

[LordPorkins]

[ I was joking. In reality, assume i tracked down Gwolfski with my exceptional Poricne Ears]

[Amperzand]

[Oh, you can certainly both figure out where he is, and travel there quickly. Defying physics, or the internal rules we've come up with for non-physics-y things, however, you can't do.]

[Chevaleresse]

>Irritably increase my velocity up the staircase in an attempt to avoid further provocation via pokes by a porcine assassin.