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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 232338 times)

Amperzand

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3870 on: May 13, 2017, 03:21:05 am »

{You did not. Pretty easy to do, too. Not much good if you fight soldiers in platemail or much of anything with proper ranged weapons, but probably handy to have around.}
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3871 on: May 13, 2017, 07:51:38 pm »

Lord Lemonpie is recruiting for a scouting expedition into the caverns. Scraping up enough food for the journey is proving problematic, but a variety of people have already volunteered. One of the well-armed yet unprofessionally dressed dwarves who seem to be loyal to the local civilian authorities has brought a half dozen volunteers from the musketeers' corps to provide firepower. Additionally, three serfs and two of the local Lord's guard in their platemail have chosen to come.

The food issue must be accounted for, as must any desired equipment for the trip.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3872 on: May 15, 2017, 08:45:17 pm »

Sounds of frustrated dwarves came from the farmers' workshop.
"What do you mean 'dralthas aren't milkable'? Then what have I been milking all this years?
...Male dralthas what? Oh... Well, in any case, what am I suppoused to milk?
...Purring maggots? But I absolutely detest them! Where are they, anyway?
...What do you mean I have to go get my own! Oh, bloody 'ell okay, I'll head into the caverns.
Bloody deep dwarves..."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3873 on: May 17, 2017, 12:48:13 pm »

The stranger enters the library secretively, and begins searching for something. He looks panicked, and is constantly looking over his shoulder to see if he's being watched.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3874 on: May 17, 2017, 03:48:17 pm »

The library is a small, open room full of scholars. They give the stranger odd looks and keep an eye on him, but take no action so far.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3875 on: May 18, 2017, 07:14:06 pm »

Lord Lemonpie is recruiting for a scouting expedition into the caverns. Scraping up enough food for the journey is proving problematic, but a variety of people have already volunteered. One of the well-armed yet unprofessionally dressed dwarves who seem to be loyal to the local civilian authorities has brought a half dozen volunteers from the musketeers' corps to provide firepower. Additionally, three serfs and two of the local Lord's guard in their platemail have chosen to come.

The food issue must be accounted for, as must any desired equipment for the trip.

Mate the 888th approaches the expeditionary force wearing only his civilian clothing, a quarter-staff and a cat leather cap he totally didn't steal from the farmers.
"Oi, when is this starting? You reckon I could find any purring maggots down there?
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Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3876 on: May 30, 2017, 04:10:17 pm »

After contemplentation, Moony considered the possibility of reinventing the electric trolley in this world. He will spend what time he can designing, gathering materials for, and building a concept run for this.
(( These trolleys, not the ones intended for transporting a person. And in this case, moony will be exchanging batteries for fixed railing, likely in the form of copper bars embeded into the floor, one for positive, one for negative. ))
« Last Edit: May 30, 2017, 04:13:59 pm by MoonyTheHuman »
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3877 on: June 02, 2017, 06:22:55 am »

After contemplentation, Moony considered the possibility of reinventing the electric trolley in this world. He will spend what time he can designing, gathering materials for, and building a concept run for this.
(( These trolleys, not the ones intended for transporting a person. And in this case, moony will be exchanging batteries for fixed railing, likely in the form of copper bars embeded into the floor, one for positive, one for negative. ))

!!☼((perfect steam engines))☼!!
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3878 on: June 02, 2017, 11:31:51 am »

The stranger enters the library secretively, and begins searching for something. He looks panicked, and is constantly looking over his shoulder to see if he's being watched.
"Can I help you?"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3879 on: June 03, 2017, 12:20:59 am »

{Well, the latest news is that I have a shitton of reality to deal with of late, and it's not going to go away before the end of the month.}
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3880 on: June 13, 2017, 09:41:07 pm »

After contemplentation, Moony considered the possibility of reinventing the electric trolley in this world. He will spend what time he can designing, gathering materials for, and building a concept run for this.
(( These trolleys, not the ones intended for transporting a person. And in this case, moony will be exchanging batteries for fixed railing, likely in the form of copper bars embeded into the floor, one for positive, one for negative. ))

!!☼((perfect steam engines))☼!!
(( I dont think carrying lots of water around would be efficient :P ))

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3881 on: June 14, 2017, 01:14:34 am »

After contemplentation, Moony considered the possibility of reinventing the electric trolley in this world. He will spend what time he can designing, gathering materials for, and building a concept run for this.
(( These trolleys, not the ones intended for transporting a person. And in this case, moony will be exchanging batteries for fixed railing, likely in the form of copper bars embeded into the floor, one for positive, one for negative. ))

!!☼((perfect steam engines))☼!!
(( I dont think carrying lots of water around would be efficient :P ))
((you want rails. Trains are efficient on rails, and it's not a big problem to have a spare wagon of water/coal))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3882 on: June 29, 2017, 02:02:12 am »

After contemplentation, Moony considered the possibility of reinventing the electric trolley in this world. He will spend what time he can designing, gathering materials for, and building a concept run for this.
(( These trolleys, not the ones intended for transporting a person. And in this case, moony will be exchanging batteries for fixed railing, likely in the form of copper bars embeded into the floor, one for positive, one for negative. ))


!!☼((perfect steam engines))☼!!
(( I dont think carrying lots of water around would be efficient :P ))
((you want rails. Trains are efficient on rails, and it's not a big problem to have a spare wagon of water/coal))
((but muh uniqueness))

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3883 on: June 29, 2017, 09:34:40 am »

After contemplentation, Moony considered the possibility of reinventing the electric trolley in this world. He will spend what time he can designing, gathering materials for, and building a concept run for this.
(( These trolleys, not the ones intended for transporting a person. And in this case, moony will be exchanging batteries for fixed railing, likely in the form of copper bars embeded into the floor, one for positive, one for negative. ))


!!☼((perfect steam engines))☼!!
(( I dont think carrying lots of water around would be efficient :P ))
((trains!))
((you want rails. Trains are efficient on rails, and it's not a big problem to have a spare wagon of water/coal))
((but muh uniqueness))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3884 on: June 29, 2017, 06:05:53 pm »

When a God knows Loss, Mortals Suffer....
When Porkins becomes lost, the fortress suffers......

Until now.......


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