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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 234730 times)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3825 on: May 02, 2017, 06:59:48 pm »

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"Well, I once threw a fluff wambler really hard at a guy's face and he died, so I'm the best thrower at the hillock, I guess. Also, me lads back home say I make a pretty good cheese. All 8 inhabitants of the hillock like it."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3826 on: May 02, 2017, 07:22:39 pm »


"Geeze, another newbie? That's the second in like...hours.

Well, welcome to the mad house, half of us are crazy, the rest are just trying to clean up the mess. Yes, I do look like I have enough muscle to beat an Ogre into submission alone. No, I won't be doing that. Name's Chaotic by the way."
« Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 06:31:00 am by chaotic skies »
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3827 on: May 05, 2017, 08:29:32 pm »

{Oh hey, people did things. I would like to apologize for the fact that I have completely ignored this for the past two terms. This was caused by my having no weekends that were not occupied by stuff for the same time period.}
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3828 on: May 06, 2017, 10:03:26 am »

{Oh hey, people did things. I would like to apologize for the fact that I have completely ignored this for the past two terms. This was caused by my having no weekends that were not occupied by stuff for the same time period.}

{thats ok. We'll just do a ton of stuff, and when you update, you could make it so a month or more passed}

to mate:
"I'll take ya on a tour of the place, if ya want."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3829 on: May 07, 2017, 11:00:06 pm »

{There will be a large time passage when I next get a chance to write an update.}
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3830 on: May 08, 2017, 04:18:56 am »

Furiously stumbling after the other two new arrivals, another dwarf enters the fortress in a most unelegant manner. He is dressed in all green, wearing twigs and leaves like some terrible camouflage.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME OUT THERE?! MIGRANT WAVES ARE OUGHT TO STAY TOGETHER!", he yelled at Mate the 888th and the other fresh arrivals.

"I told you guys to wait for me as I scouted around the camp. The tracks in this area are frightening, unlike any I've seen before. And you just left me in the woods, to die!"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3831 on: May 08, 2017, 09:57:55 am »

"...Get to decon, would you?  And lose the plants.  And the bad camo."
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« Reply #3832 on: May 08, 2017, 11:24:11 am »

"Hi! I'm Gwolfski, engineer. Want a tour?"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3833 on: May 08, 2017, 11:44:34 am »

Turning away from those he knew, he spoke to those new to him. "Greetings. Lord Lemonpie, Ranger. I'd love a tour, but I'll skip the showers. Makes me smell too dwarven."
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« Reply #3834 on: May 08, 2017, 11:48:22 am »

"You can either shower, or not die of radiation."
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« Reply #3835 on: May 08, 2017, 12:33:19 pm »

"You can either shower, or not die of radiation."

"I think you meant shower or die of radiation."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3836 on: May 08, 2017, 12:47:49 pm »

"...How did you even get up here?  But yes."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3837 on: May 08, 2017, 01:15:48 pm »

"If you say so." Lemonpie shrugged, as he walked into the showers, dropping his clothes as he went, not caring about public indecency at all. After a while of hearing jolly campfire songs from the decon unit, he returned, sparkling clean, wearing nothing but a towel.

"Now, where were we. Oh, that's right! The tour! Lead the way, gents."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3838 on: May 08, 2017, 01:56:01 pm »

Furiously stumbling after the other two new arrivals, another dwarf enters the fortress in a most unelegant manner. He is dressed in all green, wearing twigs and leaves like some terrible camouflage.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME OUT THERE?! MIGRANT WAVES ARE OUGHT TO STAY TOGETHER!", he yelled at Mate the 888th and the other fresh arrivals.

"I told you guys to wait for me as I scouted around the camp. The tracks in this area are frightening, unlike any I've seen before. And you just left me in the woods, to die!"
"Oi! Lemonpie! I thought the troll had grabbed you! Even though that troll turned out to be just a very eerily shaped rock, but still. I was running for me life!"
"If you say so." Lemonpie shrugged, as he walked into the showers, dropping his clothes as he went, not caring about public indecency at all. After a while of hearing jolly campfire songs from the decon unit, he returned, sparkling clean, wearing nothing but a towel.

"Now, where were we. Oh, that's right! The tour! Lead the way, gents."
"Yer going on a tour? Count me in!"
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Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3839 on: May 08, 2017, 02:36:10 pm »

((tour in progress))

((this means that I'm,writing stuff, so wait a bit))

Feel free to suggest places of interest
« Last Edit: May 08, 2017, 05:31:22 pm by Gwolfski »
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