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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 236046 times)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3795 on: March 01, 2017, 10:52:43 am »

((That would be me who is the man, correct? Or are these not us))

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3796 on: March 01, 2017, 10:57:13 am »

((No.  Because I'm the one who spoke.))
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« Reply #3797 on: March 01, 2017, 11:23:04 am »

"Yes, why are you back here? Not everyone is allowed here.... What is your favorite thing to do?"

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3798 on: March 01, 2017, 11:25:05 am »

"When did you get here?"
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« Reply #3799 on: March 01, 2017, 01:33:32 pm »

"I.. Uh... Err..."

The dwarf glances around nervously.

"I need to find the book. I've seen... some rather unusual things." He whispers in a hushed voice, looking behind his back between sentences. He looks directly at the man.

"There's more to this than you think."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3800 on: March 01, 2017, 01:42:06 pm »

"What book exactly?  If you're a wannabe necromancer I don't think we have any of those around.  Oh, for goodness sakes, to my office/lab/whatever.  And then we will discuss this."
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« Reply #3801 on: March 01, 2017, 06:26:30 pm »

"If you wanna be an engineer, talk to me. I'm gonna be downstairs."

Gwolfski heads down stairs, and sets up a steam powered pump to pull water form the lake into a tank. Plumbing time!
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« Reply #3802 on: March 04, 2017, 10:40:50 am »

"Well, well, a newcomer. Don't worry about Gwolf, he's insane. That's Net, he's Moony, I'm Chaotic, and this is mostly our madhouse."

"Hey...has anyone seen Porkins?"
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« Reply #3803 on: March 04, 2017, 11:23:26 am »

A shout comes from the stairs!

"I am NOT insane!"
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« Reply #3804 on: March 04, 2017, 11:24:40 am »

"He's just crazy."
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« Reply #3805 on: March 04, 2017, 11:26:01 am »

"Details, details. He's proud of being crazy though."
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« Reply #3806 on: March 04, 2017, 11:48:24 pm »

The dwarf, confused, looks around nervously, before saying

"I'm uh.... A little thirsty. I hear the water here is particularly good!" He stumbles over the words awkwardly, before running down the stairs to follow Gwolfski.
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« Reply #3807 on: March 04, 2017, 11:49:37 pm »

"....I suspect vampire."

The dwarf is followed by a certain crystalline flitting something.
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« Reply #3808 on: March 05, 2017, 07:38:05 am »

Gwolfski sits down in his shack office. He pulls a prototype repeating rifle from his desk, and sits, stroking his cat.

I really should fix this place up. It is just dirt held together with planks and rock blocks.
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« Reply #3809 on: March 05, 2017, 02:21:19 pm »

The Newcomer finds himself in a dingy shack on the shore of an underground lake. In the distance, there are sounds of machinery and some kind of military drill. Large floodlights of some kind illuminate various important-looking things, and soldiers patrol the perimeter of the inhabited area.

Sharing the shack with him are a somewhat wild-looking dwarf with some heavy, complex firearm across his lap, and a mess of variously complex mechanical dross.
There really do seem to be a lot of soldiers here. There was talk of a war out this way in the last settlement, but it hadn't really sunk in. This place isn't a farming hillock or a remote mine, it is a border fortress, and one that seems to have drawn the favor (and military occupation) of the Mountainhome.
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