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[Gwolfski]

kay, remove all trails of the pitchblende bullets from your posts and so will i

[Amperzand]

{Post rules? No doubleposting, but beyond that I haven't had much need to figure stuff out. As for pitchblende bullets, the character I'm RP'd as is very nearly identical to myself in this scenario, and I know far too much about both how to use uranium and the horrific downsides to doing so to allow its use when not absolutely necessary, and I see no use for absurd armor-piercing rounds yet, especially with no real high-velocity firearms. I see no need to edit all reference to the argument out of existence, keep it here so anyone reading through knows what happened.}

[TheBiggerFish]

{Post rules? No doubleposting, but beyond that I haven't had much need to figure stuff out. As for pitchblende bullets, the character I'm RP'd as is very nearly identical to myself in this scenario, and I know far too much about both how to use uranium and the horrific downsides to doing so to allow its use when not absolutely necessary, and I see no use for absurd armor-piercing rounds yet, especially with no real high-velocity firearms. I see no need to edit all reference to the argument out of existence, keep it here so anyone reading through knows what happened.}

KKden.

[Amperzand]

{Infodump is life, Infodump is love. Updop incoming.}

[TheBiggerFish]

{Infodump is life, Infodump is love. Updop incoming.}

Woo!
*waits impatiently*

[Amperzand]

{jksgzxdg. Learning to cook a thing/obtaining groceries for a thing/cleaning the house/learning calculus. TIME. WHO NEEDS TIME.}

Blaze attempts to skulk away from the GCS, rather understandable since he can barely stand at this point and has third-degree burns all over his torso. As it turns out, the thing has Bigger Fish to fry and lets him get away.

Did I say "Bigger Fish"? Sorry, I meant an absurdly powerful war-technomancer from a completely different multiversal region showing up out of nowhere and violently attacking it with an electrified diamond halberd. As it turns out, it wasn't really prepared for a giant crystal shard through the brain, and the trillion or so amps of electricity it came with certainly didn't help. Bits of smoldering spider go everywhere, and said Bigger Fish lands neatly on the ground, looking like a badass. And then some fifty pounds of giblets land on him and bury him in smoldering, foul-smelling, toxic spider-viscera.

With the improvised elevator looking as if it needs no further supervision, one of the workers, to be referred to as Gwolf2ki until he tells us otherwise, attempts to convince one of the miners to dig into the Pitchblende for him. As it turns out, said miner lost a friend to radioactive dust-inhalation induced catastrophic lung cancer, and proceeds to start a fistfight in front of the nearest set of guards, landing both of them in jail.

[TheBiggerFish]

{jksgzxdg. Learning to cook a thing/obtaining groceries for a thing/cleaning the house/learning calculus. TIME. WHO NEEDS TIME.}

Blaze attempts to skulk away from the GCS, rather understandable since he can barely stand at this point and has third-degree burns all over his torso. As it turns out, the thing has Bigger Fish to fry and lets him get away.

Did I say "Bigger Fish"? Sorry, I meant an absurdly powerful war-technomancer from a completely different multiversal region showing up out of nowhere and violently attacking it with an electrified diamond halberd. As it turns out, it wasn't really prepared for a giant crystal shard through the brain, and the trillion or so amps of electricity it came with certainly didn't help. Bits of smoldering spider go everywhere, and said Bigger Fish lands neatly on the ground, looking like a badass. And then some fifty pounds of giblets land on him and bury him in smoldering, foul-smelling, toxic spider-viscera.

"MMMMPH."
"MMPH MPH MPHMLPH."
*the spider giblets are shoved apart, revealing a, miraculously, only-very-bruised TheBiggerFish*
"That was fun, but...Ow.  Much ow."
"Remind me that I -ow- am not in Minecraft and damage actually -ow- hurts next time I try to do something that -ow- stupid."
I attempt to drink a healing potion.  Imported, of course.
((OOC note:  This is so I'm not completely out of things right at the start.  I don't plan to do that unless it's necessary.))
((Also, war-technomancer.  Like.))

[Amperzand]

{Certainly. That was why I chose this version of events rather than you being buried in stone rubble and having multiple compound fractures.}

[TheBiggerFish]

{Certainly. That was why I chose this version of events rather than you being buried in stone rubble and having multiple compound fractures.}

((What, that could have happened?))

[Amperzand]

{That was my initial draft, actually. But then I realized that would be stupid and cruel. Also, I swear to the Blood-God Armok that the Bigger Fish pune was unintentional, I noticed it a minute later and went back to capitalize it.}

[TheBiggerFish]

{That was my initial draft, actually. But then I realized that would be stupid and cruel. Also, I swear to the Blood-God Armok that the Bigger Fish pune was unintentional, I noticed it a minute later and went back to capitalize it.}

((Your subconscious is playing a joke on the universe.  Enjoy.))

[Amperzand]

{My subconscious is a joke on the universe. I feel no need to seek out intoxicating substances.}

[TheBiggerFish]

Also, How I Got Here:
>Gameception in Minecraft so I can run DF without threat to the original me.
>Use DF Transportalizer to Spearbreakers.
>Get to Parasol, then hop to a particular different universe.  Upload consciousness, overriding clunky controls and incidentally making MC think I'm dead.
>Respawn on the server with fresh avatar.
>Using bodyjacked avatar:
>Use DF Transportalizer from inside current universe to get to Spearbreakers, and by that fort Parasol, again.
>Stock up on stuff.
>Grab a small portal device.  About one person's worth of portal, that self-transports.
>Visit a DF world that is linked to the same Minecraft server, grab supply drop.  Mostly potions and brewing materials.  I don't know how sustainable that will be, however.
>Use portal to open portal here.
>Pack up portal.  Place in cushioned carry-case.
>You know what happens next.

[Gwolfski]

I got in jail s***. Where is that bunch of jail keys when you need them?

Anyway, goodthing i had some paper and pen with me.

Stupid miner. The hazard suits are completely safe. I think. Nobody tested them yet.

You know, if the jailkeeper finds out i have all his mug collection in my room, somewhere, he might let me out...

[Pyrefly]

Well, what just happened. One second she was practically frozen from seeing the huge spider, next second the spider pretty much EXPLODED. She was just staring confused at the one who killed the spider and was buried in it. "... What."