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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 235142 times)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3225 on: April 17, 2016, 12:31:48 pm »

(wtf is going on, i havent been keeping up, also, am i free yet?)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3226 on: April 17, 2016, 03:32:50 pm »

<<Uh...No, I'm pretty sure we're still in real time. I think a dancer landed nearby and we're still dealing with the aftermath. Uh...Fish is down for the foreseeable future unless he can heal himself, there's some kind of weird plant that keeps growing, I'm having a seizure from trying to conjure up a blow horn, and everyone else is generally okay. Oh, and there's a bunch of goblin refugees at the surface.>>
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3227 on: April 19, 2016, 03:33:07 am »

Chaotic quickly recovers from his odd spasms. He would appear to be in considerable discomfort, however.

Patham calls his thaumechanical familiar closer, asking it to run a simple medical diagnosis program. It prowls around him for a moment, then informs him of various sprains, severe bruising, first and second degree burns in several places, and four broken ribs. There would also appear to be some form of arcane malaise, likely the result of using too much power in too little time without practice or preparation. In doing so, the thing expends a small quantity of arcane energy, bringing the Geothaum another step closer to its current baseline.

The Plant's numerous buds abruptly burst into strangely beautiful, alien flowers, no two the same, every warped petal oriented to take advantage of some light source. Fruit or seed pods of some sort begin gradually swelling beneath the flowers.

The falling night is beginning to darken at last when the second group from the fortress marches through the sentries' cordon, lead by His Lordship in person.

While His Lordship brought his usual entourage of some fifteen Personal Guards, the majority of the group is Serfs, hauling a considerable quantity of supplies, tools, and the like. They even brought a pair of the burly, wide-eyed tunnel goats, each hauling an improbable pile of boxes and bags.

His Lordship approaches Murdoc, who remains by the tent which shelters the Priest. Both dwarves are flanked by their officers, loyal soldiers from the heart-peaks for one, stalwart settlers of the fringe hills for the other.


"Mayor... I would not usually condone taking in goblins, especially in times of such danger to the fortress."

Elagn's group has finished their walk up the stairs. As something of a relief, nothing visible from the head of the stairs has collapsed. Of course, there are no dwarves in view of the head of the stairs, and the air is unusually thick with dust and smoke.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3228 on: April 19, 2016, 08:57:29 am »

((Am i near the plant? If so...))

Make a nearby useless immigrant to poke the plant with a stick. If they dont want too pffer them free booze. No Dorf can resist an offer for free booze.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3229 on: April 19, 2016, 02:13:15 pm »

One of the Serf laborers, having just set down his pack, looks at you with some combination of insult and confusion, then spits at your feet and walks away. He doesn't even need to speak in order to convey his opinion on the matter: Hell no.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3230 on: April 19, 2016, 02:19:11 pm »

"Fine. Be like that"

Find a couple of rocks and get a small pile about 30 feet away from the plant. Then toss a rock 5 feet in front of me towards the plant. Then toss a rock 5 feet in front. Keep doing this until i actually hit the plant or the plant does something. If i nail it and it still doesnt do anything, grab a nearby rodent ((Dont say i cant find one. ALL fortresses have rodent infestations.)) and throw that at the plant. If the plant doesnt attack the warm, living creature, its safe to assume we can start approaching it. Then, i will pick up a stick and slowly walk towards the plant.

((This is the perfect summary of what dworf !!Science!! Is like.))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3231 on: April 19, 2016, 02:19:32 pm »

"Gah..."

Attempt to heal myself.  Carefully.

Also, Look at the plant.


"...That's actually a good idea."
« Last Edit: April 19, 2016, 02:56:01 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3232 on: April 19, 2016, 02:32:33 pm »

((If everything above goes well...))

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((Also, just wanted to say that i find it hilarious that Fish agrees that hurling small rodents at things is a valid method of determining the safety of said thing.))
« Last Edit: April 19, 2016, 02:34:54 pm by LordPorkins »
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3233 on: April 19, 2016, 02:55:17 pm »

((We don't have any better equipment on hand.))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3234 on: April 19, 2016, 04:39:37 pm »

{{You will soon!}}
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3235 on: April 19, 2016, 05:22:25 pm »

<<If it's not going after a rat, it's fairly safe to assume it won't go after us either, as both rats and people are warm-blooded. I cannot reccomend trying to take a fruit, however.>>

Take a minute to rest; even mild seizures can be exhausting. Keep an eye on Murdoc and His Lordship, in case a fight breaks out.

<<Seriously though, I have a feeling His Lordship might find himself short of two soldiers and posssibly his life soon>>
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3236 on: April 19, 2016, 06:18:03 pm »

((FIne))

Retcon Previous Action.

Try to convince a dwarf to approach the plant.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3237 on: April 19, 2016, 06:34:08 pm »

((FIne))

Retcon Previous Action.

Try to convince a dwarf to approach the plant.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3238 on: April 19, 2016, 06:43:53 pm »

((Hey, don't try to get me killed))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3239 on: April 19, 2016, 06:45:10 pm »

(Not really. On the other hand, it's pretty obvious that it's not attacking stuff that goes near it, because Chaotic is currently laying on the ground on top of parts of its roots and within a meter of the plant itself without any issue.)
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com
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