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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 236028 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2265 on: January 28, 2016, 11:58:37 pm »

((Hoo boy.  Good luck.))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2266 on: January 29, 2016, 12:07:54 am »

Work on getting generators up and running in the dam, and other dam related things
(Ima need assistance, too)
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2267 on: January 29, 2016, 12:13:54 am »

[Given that the best option for power is the dam, I'd suggest you collaborate with that.]
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2268 on: January 29, 2016, 12:14:35 am »

((Also, the Mathematics Help Thread needs posts.))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2269 on: January 29, 2016, 12:15:03 am »

(Kk amp)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2270 on: January 29, 2016, 12:57:39 am »

Continue work the same as last month, collaborating with everyone else where I can.

<<EDIT: I made the forum game less like a wall of text, incase anyone cares.>>
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2271 on: January 29, 2016, 01:45:12 am »

[It does look a lot more concise.]

[Well, my equations are done now and oh god, I found so many typos in my last few posts. Editing was fun.]
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2272 on: January 29, 2016, 02:23:10 am »

start converting shack-beside-lake into stone-fort-beside-lake

"HA  Fish! I'm actually better than you on something you consider usefull!"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2273 on: January 29, 2016, 04:58:52 am »

This does not touch upon what the Homelanders did next, but is only a completion of the prior entry.

Another cloud of dust is visible on the horizon. The last one was a necromancer's army. Whatever this one warns of, the fortress' bells ring and beleaguered soldiers man the defenses. They cannot stop another real attack, but no army on this planet could take the fortress without notable losses.

As it comes closer, the new telescopes pick up the glinting of steel in afternoon sunlight, then a great banner.

Closer still, and the banner carries the Mountainhome's sign, while the others beside it speak of a regiment, with their noble commander. A hundred and fifty dwarves in armor marching, sixty in the fine steel of professional soldiers, and as they grow closer again, the carts and brown-clothed folk speak of menial laborers brought along for the journey, nearly three hundred strong.

Whatever the Mountainhome thought of you, it must have been good. This is enough dwarves to begin the reclamation of one of the fallen peaks, let alone reinforce a border outpost.

As four hundred and fifty dwarves march under a setting sun, the gods' war in the east fills your mind with the pulsing buzz of distant cataclysm.

It is fortunate the necromancer's horde exhausted the minefield, since they ignore both signs and road to spread out across the small plain before the fortress walls, the phalanx of steel-armored warriors and their lord on his tunnel goat reaching the gates first.


"The Mountainhome dispatched my party to relieve the defenders of this fortress, to protect the valuable research being carried out here, and to assume command of the outpost. You will allow me entrance, and provide all relevant records."

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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2274 on: January 29, 2016, 05:35:50 am »

"Ah...No offense, but how can we be sure you're who you say you are?

Not that I doubt, but, well, someone managed to sneak in under false pretenses before.  So, a healthy dose of paranoia is probably in order."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2275 on: January 29, 2016, 05:58:32 am »

"I did not tell you who I am. I carry the deed for this fortress, sealed with the Mountainhome's own crest, and am followed by a half-regiment of the Mountainhome's finest. If that is insufficient proof of my right to assume command, I will assume it by force."
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2276 on: January 29, 2016, 06:05:23 am »

"Indeed you didn't.  I meant as in the sense of "How do we know you're actually from the Mountainhome", which you've mostly confirmed.  Nevertheless, I'd like to see those documents before we open the gates and all.  Blame it on paranoia if you must, but there are lots of dangerous things here and them getting into enemy hands would be Very Bad.

I really don't advise attacking us.  It would go badly for all involved parties."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2277 on: January 29, 2016, 08:15:05 am »

Porky appears next to Fish

"I think it would be best if we made them stay outside, but offered them food and booze. Nothing wins a dwarfs loyalty like booze. Also, ill tell Gwolf to hold off on big, loud, and otherwise alarming constructions while they are here."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2278 on: January 29, 2016, 08:17:15 am »

"I have this feeling they're well-provisioned.  Good idea on the not explosions though.  Surprising but good.
Tell everyone for that matter."
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« Reply #2279 on: January 29, 2016, 08:20:20 am »

"Im sane and rational when i feel like it. We do need to offer tyem some token of generousity though."

((I love the mental image of Fish staring over the battlements, with only the eyes and ears of Pork beside him.))
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