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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 236258 times)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1950 on: January 17, 2016, 11:08:42 am »
"You, are not authorized to make purchases!"
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1951 on: January 17, 2016, 11:10:28 am »
"Says who? Since when are you in charge?" turning to merchant "Say, do you prefer an unknown box or several pounds of diamond?"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1952 on: January 17, 2016, 11:10:53 am »
"Since dangerous magic is my jurisdiction!

And since you're not in charge!"
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1953 on: January 17, 2016, 11:15:45 am »
"I can't even open the goddamn thing! If what you say is true anyway. I just want a fancy footrest! And I'm paying for it! I demand to see an authorized statement from the mountain home, wherever that is, saying you are in charge of this fortress! What about the strawberries?" to merchant (only the merchant hears this)
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1954 on: January 17, 2016, 11:19:33 am »
"The mountainhome does not have control over tradesman appointments.  The fortress leaders do.  Feel free to go ask the military, if you reeeeallly want to.  They have not appointed you either.  Nor did anyone with the authority to do so give you those fragments.

So get out of here and stop making this fortress look like we're all idiots.

And I highly advise that you avoid black-market trading."
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1955 on: January 17, 2016, 11:23:00 am »
Buy the strawberries anyway

to merchant: "When are you leaving?"

Attempt to get Porkins free. I need me a ninja.

"Honestly, I don't care if they think we are idiots. Being called an idiot every two sentences has that effect.'
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1956 on: January 17, 2016, 11:24:13 am »
"If you want an item, you can feel free to place an order with the broker."

Prevent the purchase.

"Have you considered that you may be?

STOP TREATING THIS LIKE A GAME."
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1957 on: January 17, 2016, 11:27:20 am »
"Who is the broker? And why can't I buy strawberries?"

to merchant: " If I happen to find a magical box in these crates of strawberries, I'm sure you will find that you posses several pound of diamond."

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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1958 on: January 17, 2016, 11:30:13 am »
"I don't know, but if a dangerous magical artifact ends up in his possession, he will not be able to ensure that.

He has no authority to buy/sell on our behalf, either."
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1959 on: January 17, 2016, 11:57:15 am »
"Ah...I forgot how much I LOVE listening to people bicker over nothing improtant at all...just like good times..."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1960 on: January 17, 2016, 01:04:36 pm »
"I'm buying on my goddamn behalf! You said I can't open it anyway, so why do you care? Oh, I know, YOU want the box, don't you?"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1961 on: January 17, 2016, 01:06:12 pm »
"Then you can't use fortress resources to buy it!

No, I want to know what's IN the box and then I decide!"
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1962 on: January 17, 2016, 01:07:07 pm »
"Where does it say it is fortress property? Where"
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1963 on: January 17, 2016, 01:07:56 pm »
"When WE ALL SAID SO.  You must have not been here for that.

It's logged."
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1964 on: January 17, 2016, 01:10:56 pm »
"I never said that, nor did Porkins. I'll show you the box after I buy it, maybe! And what about my strawberry purchase?"
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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