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[Gwolfski]

{that was  a joke}

however, forget opening the box, get some cash together and buy the box. maybe a couple of diamond fb shards?

[TheBiggerFish]

Prevent Gwolf and/or Porkins from making purchasing decisions.

[Gwolfski]

Scoop up diamond fb shards, head to surface, buy box immediately. Get Porkins to distract the others. Also purchase strawberry seeds and strawberry wine.

[TheBiggerFish]

Do not be distracted by Porkins.

[Gwolfski]

Purchase box at all costs. Use brute force if necessary. Steal it if absolutely necessary.

[TheBiggerFish]

Clonk Gwolfski over the head.

[LordPorkins]

"Hey, Fish, Hey, Fish, Hey, Fish, Look, Look, I got out!, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Hey look, FIsh"

[TheBiggerFish]

There is a whistle blown.  There are guards.  There is no distraction.
"Sorry, we can't get them to stop being idiots."

[LordPorkins]

((I paid my way out dork))

No Guards come


In the time it has take for Fish to fail to summon Guards, Gwolfski has made his escape
((Im assuming. YOur still in control Gwolfski))

[TheBiggerFish]

((No, you may not have paid off the guards.))

The guards come, and they are rather angry at the escapee..

Further, the magus has not moved from inside the trade depot.

[LordPorkins]

((I was arrested for a minor misdemeanor. Its called "a Fine"))

"Balls. Sorry Gwolfy, you're on your own. Anyway, so fish, whats the current status? Need me to attack/rob anyone? Preferably someone important?"

[chaotic skies]

"Alright, what have I just walked in on? And Gwolf, how did you get up here?! We were just in the caverns looking at the river, and then you'r egone and we come up here to...whatever this is?!"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Their combined idiocy bends the laws of physics."

[chaotic skies]

"Ah. That's...impressive for a couple of idiots, but not the wierdest thing to have happened around here, apparently."

[Gwolfski]

"That magus is depriving me of my rights! I came here to legally purchase a box for these diamond shards, and he goes and assaults me! Guards! That man assaulted me!"

BUY the box. legally.