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[TheBiggerFish]

The alleged ninja doesn't notice the magus ducking.  He is attacking a barrel.  Meanwhile, the magus clonks Porkins on the head with a sword hilt.  That is attached to a sword.
"Annnnd add assault to the rap sheet."

[LordPorkins]

"You have insulted me and my friend. You must pay!"

*throws part, then whips out two mini nunchuks, then Goes to WORK*

(Fish, you cant dodge EVERYTHING)

[Gwolfski]

@ porkninja: "Just. don't. touch. any. more. parts!"

[LordPorkins]

@ porkninja: "Just. don't. touch. any. more. parts!"

This was my part. For the guns im building/constructing/cobbling together

[TheBiggerFish]

Porkins, meet the flat of a sword.  Sword, meet Porkins.  Porkins' nunchuks, meet lots of padding.

[LordPorkins]

Sheesh mate. Im not going for my Sword since i dont want to kill ya. Fine then.

Porkins draws one of his many failed steam creations, turns it on, tosses it to Fish then books it.

[TheBiggerFish]

Not having a source of power, the device does absolutely nothing.  That's.  Not.  How.  Steam.  Power.  Works.
"Note how I only hit you with the not-sharp side.  You will be served charges shortly."

[LordPorkins]

Sigh. Fish, it does have a source of power. The device is powered by a compressed air, which when released the raw friction makes it warmer. Also, im not serving charges.

[Gwolfski]

"No, my part!" * start tugowar*

[LordPorkins]

'Fine! But you have to help me defend my honor!"

[Gwolfski]

" I got repeater rifles, and a sawn off version is available"

[Amperzand]

Sigh. Fish, it does have a source of power. The device is powered by a compressed air, which when released the raw friction makes it warmer. Also, im not serving charges.

{No, you don't have that technology yet. No, that wouldn't work anyway. OOC goes in brackets. If you act in a manner harmful to the fortress, you're in a border outpost full of stressed soldiers, and they will willingly force you into containment.}

[TheBiggerFish]

*there is the fweeeep of a whistle being blown*
"Can these two get a time out, also that guy was behind the berserkers on the ramparts. *points at the Stranger*"

[LordPorkins]

*Porkins Dives into the barrel*

[Chevaleresse]

Hit the irritating character that's done nothing but attempt to fuck around and possibly build bombs with my pick until he stops moving.

"In the caverns fighting that necromancer - death mage, whatever the hell he'd like to call himself - when something exploded and I got tossed into the netherworld or something. This isn't exactly my area of expertise. So what, caverns, the underworld? Maybe war? We were under siege.


You also mentioned 'the Sixth,' which quite frankly I still have no idea about."


>Wish I had Google in this universe.