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[LordPorkins]

*slaps Fish in face before disappearing in a  smoke-cloud*

[TheBiggerFish]

You fail to slap the magus in the face.

[Amperzand]

As the smoke clears, you can be seen booking it around a corner, short, piggy legs working.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Aaaand I can see you.  Geez."

[chaotic skies]

<<This is quite entertaining>>

[Amperzand]

{Delightful. The song of the random internet people.}

The cavern engineers, in their foolish hope of success, have chosen to pray to Lady Luck herself. May the omniverse have mercy on them.

"What other varieties of east are there?"

Spoiler: Murdoc (click to show/hide)

"Since I somehow doubt you actually want a puzzle, consider this: Where, exactly, were you when I first contacted you? I seem to recall that I did make said contact to tell you."[color]

[TheBiggerFish]

"The varieties of East that don't have all the magic tied up."

Hopefully the magus's prayers to Armok will keep them from dying or devastating in the ensuing explosions.

[Amperzand]

{Praying to a god of blood to avoid violence. Possibly not the best idea.}

[TheBiggerFish]

((Well, he'll get more if not everyone is dead.))

[Amperzand]

{Oh, of course. TPK at this point would just be bad form.}

[Gwolfski]

" I need to drink less. Imagining to much stuff and doesn't know what is real. Deary me. And I have an amazing idea! Make traps that run on steam! Steam is dangerous after all."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Yes, it can be.  All the same, I suggest you don't just... Make whatever.  Consult with the others.  And Rule of Cool doesn't work, either."

[Gwolfski]

> Ignore any cabbages_{thanks, autocorrect} changes of plan after this, unless you see a message starting with >, as I will be making the steam engine for the power generator. Ignore all inevitable mentions of other weaponry

[LordPorkins]

(Bombs! Guns! Explosives! Lava! Tanks! Cannons!)

No, but seriously:

Fish fails to notice as Porkins burst from behind and monkey-clings to his head!
"Die evil warlock!"

*Begins bonking Fish on head with a leftover piece of steam machinery*


((Note: I imagine Pork to be roughly 2 feet tall, and weighing like 25 poundsl so this works. Im roughly the size of yoda."))

((Not counting Ears))

[Gwolfski]

"OY!!!!! I needed that part!"