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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 232978 times)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1605 on: December 31, 2015, 03:41:09 am »
>"Why does it feel like the Skalewyrm just vomited inside my cranium? Fish, you know about all this magic bullshit, what happened?"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1606 on: December 31, 2015, 11:41:59 am »
"Bad.  Definitely bad, whatever the heck it is."
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1607 on: December 31, 2015, 11:50:59 am »
"Agreed, whatever this is, it's bad for everyone."
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1608 on: December 31, 2015, 11:52:16 am »
"Do you have any clue who or what the thing with that name is?"
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1609 on: December 31, 2015, 01:48:06 pm »
Stumbling unexpectedly into view,"This is like some bad liquor but sorta like radiation too. Feels funny. Magical. And since you guys are wise persons, male it stop. And explain HOW you made that OS without coding it, for physics sake, although I'm honestly too ........ thingied to believe physics any more. In short, stop doing stuff that messes with common sense and people's brains!"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1610 on: December 31, 2015, 01:52:24 pm »
>whois hesh mevakron

"What OS?  Also, it's magic, it DOES THAT.  Physics and magic tend to not mix overmuch..."

Drawing on the sudden background, Spark starts charging again.  Slowly.

"Wait, waitwaitwaitwait, that feels uncomfortably like a portal.  Oh, FISH."
« Last Edit: December 31, 2015, 01:54:54 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1611 on: December 31, 2015, 02:22:39 pm »
"Well this damn portal's gonna meet with my gun!"
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1612 on: December 31, 2015, 02:26:13 pm »
"That won't work.  And it's a portal that is so powerful that the feedback is zapping the entire world, so even if it would, you'd need a much bigger gun.  If it even is...
Armokdammit, I need more of me, and I need more mana."
« Last Edit: December 31, 2015, 02:37:38 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1613 on: December 31, 2015, 06:16:44 pm »
"bigger gun, eh? Wait a mo" *little squeaky wheals* "This big enough?" *a really, really big gun. Will probably explode in your face and everything in circa 50 meters would be covered in shrapnel*
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1614 on: December 31, 2015, 06:32:14 pm »
"WHAT THE -----......Right...Please put the sudden death hazard away now."
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1615 on: December 31, 2015, 07:00:45 pm »
*Porkins walks up holding a bigger gun*
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1616 on: December 31, 2015, 07:17:15 pm »
"I roll to disbelieve..."
Yeah, that just.  Isn't.  Happening.  Porkins.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1617 on: December 31, 2015, 07:26:17 pm »
*Porkins places the gun/cannon/bomb/thing back into Hammerspace.*
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1618 on: December 31, 2015, 07:26:56 pm »
((You don't have a hammerspace...))
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1619 on: December 31, 2015, 07:32:18 pm »
((you have to use a squeaky trolley))
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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