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[Amperzand]

{*Disclaimer; There is no regulation against swearing, within reasonable limits*}

[Amperzand]

{Hache, MOAR posts pl0x.}

[LordPorkins]

Hmm. Well if this is true then WAIT STOP WHAT YOUR

*Socks Fish*
*Portal Shuts Down Anyway*

Crap.

[TheBiggerFish]

"One.  Do not punch the person who just got exploded.  They will not like you and may lose control of the hard-won scraps of magic.
Two.  It was already being drained.
Three.  You can't really leave anyway, at least right now.  There's someone draining all the magic Out East.  And portals are inherently reliant on having power enough to transport.  Yours was past that threshold when you got here.
Four.  I need magic.  We do not necessarily need magic portals when we can make science ones.  Thank goodness for Spearbreakers."

[LordPorkins]

Fine. Meh. Whatever. But you gotta get me outta here.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Can't promise a darn thing.  Only certain people get to get in, let alone out yet."

[LordPorkins]

Wait... You drained the portal....



R U A WIZARD

[TheBiggerFish]

((Dude, use quotes for speech.))
"Some could call me that."

[LordPorkins]

"Oh Great its one of those threads."

"So i assume the GM is going to keep me here until we finish the quest/kill the enemy/die horribly."

"Sigh"

"Ok what perilous adventure are we about tto embark on, spellcasting Fish-Man?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"What do you mean, fish-man?  I am not anything of the sort.  No, it's open-world so far.  If you can figure out a way out, be my guest."

[LordPorkins]

"If this thread is truely all of Bay12 infused into one, then it stands to reason that all of the millions off failed forts have been incarnated. Furthurmore, knowing the status of some of these forts, the evil Magic-drainy-thing is probably in the most screwed over place ever. So off the top of my head heres the three forts that got the worsst luck

Boatmurdured
Battlefailed
Oilfurnace

This is probably where something of importance will happen. Also, if cacame shows up, i will probably start squealing so loud your ears will bleed. Just a heads up."

[TheBiggerFish]

"No, this is If Bay12 Was A Fortress, not All The Fortresses.  I got here via shenanigans with Spearbreakers, the worlds are distinct."

[LordPorkins]

"Oh. Well, i got here due to accidentally getting into a drinking contest with a dwarf who may-or-may-not have been Armok Incarnate. Anyway, if this is Bay12, then shouldnt there be a giant Toad stomping around shooting Thread Lock Lasers everywhere?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"What part of... It's not the forum, it's a forum game, dude.  Who are you anyway?  And are you you, or an avatar?"

[Amperzand]

[The current bent of this conversation seems dangerously close to OOC in character, please don't do that.]