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[TheBiggerFish]

((Cthulhu.))

[Gwolfski]

"wait a moment.... this ain't Minecraft! On Armok's beard, what is this place!?!"

[LordPorkins]

A swirling Vortex appears suddenly over the heads of our heroes! The NonEuclidian Depths swirl and shiver in a mesmerizing pattern! To simply glance into is ancient depths is to tempt fate itself! Suddenly, the enchanting portal emits a stentorious bellow! The humming increases in volume! Becoming so loud eardrums scream for mercy! SUDDENLY
...
...
...
Foomp!

A small black clad figure appears and falls 5 feet to the ground.

Oooh.... My head....



"Erff... what? Is this the matinence thread?



TO BE CONTINUED

(Out of Character: Can i join?)

[TheBiggerFish]

==The Surface, A Medical Post==
A wounded mage awakens with a pounding headache.  Only to immediately start grabbing all the magic he can from the needlessly ostenatious portal.  He notices the ninja later.
"Oh, hi.  Another B12er?"

[Amperzand]

{Yes, you can. Fish seems to have assumed you appeared in the fortress proper, rather than wherever those caught in the blast are, is that correct?}

[TheBiggerFish]

((I think everyone else appeared on the surface...))

[Amperzand]

{You actually appeared in the caverns.}

[TheBiggerFish]

((No, I appeared on the surface, then ran to the caverns when I heard something needed exterminating.))

[Chevaleresse]

Turn to the stranger and ask, "Well, you caused this, intentionally or not, so do you know what's going on here? And does "the Sixth" mean anything to you?" After a moment, I add, "I'm pretty sure whatever just happened isn't going to turn out great for all of us, so we might as well work together for now."

[Amperzand]

{Nope. You appeared like ten meters in the air directly above a GCS and plunging-attacked it with hella lightning.}

[TheBiggerFish]

((Oooookay.  That's not necessarily how I wrote it but whatever.))

[Amperzand]

{That's what I remember happening, if it actually matters to you, go back and find it.}

[TheBiggerFish]

((Nah.  I like the revision.  ;P))

[LordPorkins]

The small black clad Porcine figure shakes his head.

"Oof.... Can soneone explain to me where the *long list of various english/french/sumerian cuss words* i am? Amd why is someone attemoting to siphon the life out of an eldritch chasm of terror? And wheres the nearest bar? And is this the natinence thread?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"You must have been misdirected, you're in IB12WAF.  Like, in the actual game.  How you got shunted into a DF client is beyond me.
Also, because I need mana.
That's not even an alive thing.

The bar can wait until we're NOT cleaning up from the necromancer attack.

And keep the swearing down, would you?"