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Author Topic: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS  (Read 232702 times)

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1230 on: November 20, 2015, 09:01:22 pm »

I have returned from a day of messing with tiny bits of radioactive materials. Updop will be out shortly-ish.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1231 on: November 20, 2015, 09:54:33 pm »

Fortunately, I already live downriver from the Hanford Site, so it's not like it can get much worse.

Maybe you'd develop severe CDO and a lingering bad mood?
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1232 on: November 20, 2015, 09:55:08 pm »

CDO?
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1233 on: November 20, 2015, 11:35:06 pm »

Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)

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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1234 on: November 20, 2015, 11:36:02 pm »

Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)
((Oh, yup.))
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1235 on: November 21, 2015, 12:50:03 am »

The construct Spark, its systems coming back online one by one, makes its way to the surface and out through the now-open main gate.  Wounded dwarves, rubble, corpses of several species, and the occasional pile of spent casings litter the battlements, rendering it somewhat difficult to navigate. Patham is among the group of those already treated, his injuries already beginning to regenerate.

The besieging forces seem to have retreated to rethink, leaving the dwarves to lick their wounds and causing something of an impasse.

Gwolf, running from his shack at the sound of gunfire, is momentarily caught in a flash of dark red light and a feeling of intense vertigo, before finding himself in a rather confusing place of quadrightic angles.

Murdoc, The Stranger, and both soldiers, disoriented by the shockwave, are now standing calmly, feeling rather strangely. Not much else seems to be visible.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1236 on: November 21, 2015, 01:45:21 am »

"What in the seven hells was that?"
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1237 on: November 21, 2015, 04:59:04 am »

>query:????
>query:????
>query:????
>Response timeout.
>Investigating magic event.
Spark, after hovering for thirty seconds or so, darts off to investigate the eldritch.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1238 on: November 21, 2015, 10:30:04 pm »

The Stranger would just starting to regain mental capacity, and look at his injured/infected leg, worried that it might still be turning into some sort of eldritch horror.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1239 on: November 22, 2015, 02:20:46 am »


Quoth the senior soldier; "Dinna' ask me, Foreman. This don't feel right!"

The construct Spark, having ascertained that its creator lives, turns back to investigate the event that reawakened it, the thick smoke rising both from the battleground and within the fortress further complicating navigation.

While the veracity of the current situation is doubtful, The Stranger's leg seems to be unharmed, though the addition of an unpleasantly colorful, fractal tattoo is worrying.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2015, 04:48:13 am by Amperzand »
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1240 on: November 22, 2015, 06:26:45 am »

>continue investigation, relay results to concerned parties.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2015, 12:01:11 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1241 on: November 22, 2015, 06:39:37 am »

"What the f... Is this Minecraft?!?!"

*looks around for tee, as if out of habit*
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1242 on: November 22, 2015, 06:41:14 am »

:Initial analysis suggests we have not undergone a dimensional shift.:
« Last Edit: November 22, 2015, 08:49:21 am by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1243 on: November 22, 2015, 07:20:51 am »

{Gwolf, the word I used is gibberish, meant to suggest lovecraftian unpleasantness. There will be no minecraft crossovers if I can avoid them.

Fish, the main fort has not undergone any dimensional changes. For those caught in the blast, things are less certain.}
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1244 on: November 22, 2015, 10:03:27 am »

(( whats lovecraft?))
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