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[TheBiggerFish]

{Which I have.}

Get well soon...
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[TheBiggerFish]

((I WAS NEVER HERE AND CERTAINLY DIDN'T THINK THAT MORE THAN ONE DAY HAD PASSED SINCE MY LAST POST.))

[Amperzand]

{Pffhahaha. If anybody would actually be acting right now, don't let my ineptitude and weak immune system stop you.}

[TheBiggerFish]

((*poke*))

[Amperzand]

{*Pokex2combo*}

{Yeah, there should be an updop within the next day or two. Consider this enormous and fairly random halt to have been an official Intermission One.}

{Edit; Also, this Trope is to be considered in effect, obviously. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunctionalMagic }

[Dustan Hache]

(awaiting updop to know where everything stands currently.)

[Amperzand]

Sorry for epically failing to produce the promised journal updop I've been feeling kinda emo sick/ennuiac lately, and thus have been far too busy moping around like a sloth on tranquilizers to do actually important stuff like write fanfiction of a roleplay of a computer game.

{Remarkably, I actually got sicker from my last few posts, but that's dying down now. Hopefully within the next thirty hours.}

[TheBiggerFish]

Thou shalt not steal from the Frog, Amp.  ;P
You've been reading Spearbreakers, though.  Good to see.
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[Amperzand]

{Veerry sloowwly. Up to about page 80 so far.}

[Amperzand]

The narrator finds itself confused by its own writer's block, given how little there is to say.

Patham, firing his rifle at the latest target, a zombie within a few hundred meters of the wall, encased in heavy armor, finds that the slight overheating expected with any firearm using such a large propellant charge has become a somewhat larger problem.

Namely, the weapon's chamber has suffered catastrophic microfracture and stretching damage over the last few shots, and exploded mid-firing. This, understandably, throws him several meters, nearly off the tower entirely, as well as perforating his clothing and skin with splinters of steel. The concussion of the blast is enough to thoroughly stun him and the sniper next to him.

{Holy crap but this computer is lagging, I can barely type. I also don't actually know what else there is to updop, being as I'm pretty sure most of what was tried with the Strangerfight happened as described.}

[TheBiggerFish]

Ow.
*unconsciousness sets in*
==Meanwhile==
Spark continues being stabby, aiming for either the groin or the eyes depending on where he is.  Preferably, though, he activates the casting subroutine and, pulling on the battery's power, uses the enchant from the electropike, trying to taze the necromancer.
((It's like copy-paste, but with magic effects.))

[Dustan Hache]

*for lack of any sort of actual weapons, he would begin trying to knock spark away with his one of his hands, desperate to avoid having something important bitten or be given the "shock" of his life. the other would be pointed at murdoc, trying to create a vitality siphon despite dealing with a hostile construct trying to bite and/or taze him blind/sterile, and at the same time do so before he can get in range to strike.*

"Agh, why did I have to come to this accursed fortress!?"

[TheBiggerFish]

Spark is successfully flung away, but he should theoretically have charged that shock by the time Dustan actually succeeds and may have successfully sliced or bitten something.  ((Yeah, we need an Amp ruling on this.))
Spark also slashes at the necromancer's wrist and hand as they fling him back.
Spark speaks:
:I do not know.  You have not told us.:

[Dustan Hache]

(Slashed with what exactly? On the same note, do you know the difference between sentience and sapience?)

[Amperzand]

{If, in point of fact, Spark could shock things, it would already have charged the shocker, or had it pre-charged by an already-installed capacitor. Being as it doesn't have an electroshock weapon installed, it cannot use one. The taserpike works by an enchantment and a few bits of technomancy. Spark's got lots of technomancy, but can't enchant things, not being a magic user. You could easily add an electrostunner with a few days of work, but it hasn't got one. Redundant redundancy is redundant.}