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Aslandus

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2015, 11:54:39 pm »

Um, just to clarify:

Are we talking about a better duck (animal) or ducking as in dodging things or something?
We're talking about the animal, people are just cracking jokes because of the title.
Crossbow bolts are no joke

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2015, 11:58:01 pm »

Um, just to clarify:

Are we talking about a better duck (animal) or ducking as in dodging things or something?
We're talking about the animal, people are just cracking jokes because of the title.
Crossbow bolts are no joke
Neither are infected wounds, what's your point :P

I think he was referring to the people making raw tag jokes about ducking.

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2015, 02:07:47 pm »

Um, just to clarify:

Are we talking about a better duck (animal) or ducking as in dodging things or something?
We're talking about the animal, people are just cracking jokes because of the title.
Crossbow bolts are no joke
Neither are infected wounds, what's your point :P

I think he was referring to the people making raw tag jokes about ducking.
And I was joking that crossbow bolts are a common thing people would be ducking under, "better duck, you're about to be shot"

Not sure what infected wounds have to do with ducking though...

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2015, 03:05:09 pm »

Infected wounds are caused by injury.  Injury is caused by not ducking.

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2015, 04:36:43 pm »

It can also be caused by ducks if you anger them.
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Re: Better duck
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2015, 05:43:27 am »

Ducks are deadly man, no joke. once on embark a flock of ordinary ducks killed everyone but a single dwarf and a horse
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Re: Better duck
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2015, 07:35:26 pm »

Ducks should start with +5 legendary quacking skill

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and have armor plates on their wings

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and be able to read books

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yeah.

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2015, 08:43:07 pm »

Ducks can shake a cyclops by its head.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148994.0
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Re: Better duck
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2015, 03:29:35 pm »

Duck should improve in each subsequent game: [BETTER_DUCK_NEXT_TIME]
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Re: Better duck
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2015, 09:02:34 pm »

Duck should be mutable [SHUT_THE_DUCK_UP]
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Re: Better duck
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2015, 09:37:01 pm »

Obviously the real problem is when the duck recruits end up become entity rulers. With thier larger than mammal clutch sizes you are liable to end up with a [DUCK_DYNASTY]. 8)

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2015, 08:14:38 pm »

The duck needs indeed to have better quacking.

Duck men also need to have prone to rage and speak incoherently when raging.



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Re: Better duck
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2015, 08:44:44 pm »

The duck needs indeed to have better quacking.

Duck men also need to have prone to rage and speak incoherently when raging.
They should also get into arguments with rabbit men, especially over what season it is

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2015, 09:34:24 pm »

The duck needs indeed to have better quacking.

Duck men also need to have prone to rage and speak incoherently when raging.
They should also get into arguments with rabbit men, especially over what season it is

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Re: Better duck
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2015, 08:46:51 am »

[ACTIVE_SEASON:RABBIT]
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