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[Dampe]

Try and figure out what the cat does.

"Sweet spellbook, by the way. Mind if I take a gander at it later?"

"Listen, buddy, you ever try to touch me like that again and I'll rip your face off."

"I was just trying to figure out how exactly a magic cat works. Is there a wind-up mechanism somewhere?"

"Well, if I told you how I worked, I wouldn't be magic, would I?"

[DM's note: With great power comes great responsibility. Consider Felyx to be a modular weapons platform capable of destroying entire planets. He's capable of casting magic spells far more powerful than anybody in our party could cast, so I'll take control of most of his spellcasting and magical abilities until you guys get to be higher level, but as the most magically inclined member of the party (sorry Plor) you've got some knowledge of how the cat operates. Use this wisely.]

[Peradon]

...I've seen what you can do with a spell of Light...

((Hurhurhurhur....))

Try and figure out what the cat does.

"Sweet spellbook, by the way. Mind if I take a gander at it later?"

"Sure, why not? Perhaps after we get out of this though..."


((Ok, so I can memorize a spell now and use it immediately if necessary? Also, is a werewolf considered a Demi-human?))

[Peradon]

...but as the most magically inclined member of the party (sorry Plor)...

((Ah, but what I lack in magical skill, is made up in cunning...))

[Dampe]

...I've seen what you can do with a spell of Light...

((Hurhurhurhur....))

Try and figure out what the cat does.

"Sweet spellbook, by the way. Mind if I take a gander at it later?"

"Sure, why not? Perhaps after we get out of this though..."


((Ok, so I can memorize a spell now and use it immediately if necessary? Also, is a werewolf considered a Demi-human?))

Hmm...Not sure if the rulebook would agree with me, but I would say yes. Lycanthropes are humans that take another shape by the light of the full moon. Thus, it's a demihuman. And you may learn a spell now. And use it immediately. Choose wisely.

[Dampe]

...but as the most magically inclined member of the party (sorry Plor)...

((Ah, but what I lack in magical skill, is made up in cunning...))

Not to mention brute force and sheer ruthlessness, but yes.

[Dampe]

Also, I've bounced around a few ideas for the next adventure, but there is one that came with the Expert Rules set that we could use if you guys wanted (probably should get a couple more levels first) that has dinosaurs.

[Peradon]

((In that case, I'm getting Charm Person...))

Also, I've bounced around a few ideas for the next adventure, but there is one that came with the Expert Rules set that we could use if you guys wanted (probably should get a couple more levels first) that has dinosaurs.

Its up to you. Though, dinosaurs sounds.... tough, to say the least.

[Dampe]

((In that case, I'm getting Charm Person...))

Also, I've bounced around a few ideas for the next adventure, but there is one that came with the Expert Rules set that we could use if you guys wanted (probably should get a couple more levels first) that has dinosaurs.

Its up to you. Though, dinosaurs sounds.... tough, to say the least.

One thing to note: Charm Person might not work on Vilkas.
His concentrated hatred towards you will neutralize your Jedi mind tricks.

[Peradon]

((In that case, I'm getting Charm Person...))

Also, I've bounced around a few ideas for the next adventure, but there is one that came with the Expert Rules set that we could use if you guys wanted (probably should get a couple more levels first) that has dinosaurs.

Its up to you. Though, dinosaurs sounds.... tough, to say the least.

One thing to note: Charm Person might not work on Vilkas.
His concentrated hatred towards you will neutralize your Jedi mind tricks.

Thats fine, I just need to find his second in command, make him my slave best friend, then tell him to make all of the other werewolves to say Buffalo 7 times. Then, I hide behind you guy, and you kill Vilkas.....

[Dampe]

"Uhhh...Any other suggestions? There's six of them, not counting Varcolac, so there'd be a pretty slim chance of picking out the beta male. Also, that seems a little bit elaborate. Perhaps we should think of something a little more simple?"

[mastahcheese]

"I could hide with my cloak, watch you guys get murdered, then take some evidence to the guards to have them all arrested."

Cromwell kicks a small dust pile.

"Or something along those lines."

[Dampe]

"I could hide with my cloak, watch you guys get murdered, then take some evidence to the guards to have them all arrested."

Cromwell kicks a small dust pile.

"Or something along those lines."

"Any ideas that don't involve the vast majority of our party getting killed? Blacke, what about you?"

[DM's note: Aaaaargh, and Peradon, wait, you already casted a spell today. You used Light to blind Vilkas in the chapel, so I don't think you can cast another.]

[mastahcheese]

"We could politely ask the cat to kindly vaporize the shit out of them."

[Dampe]

"We could politely ask the cat to kindly vaporize the shit out of them."

"I'm right here, you know! Since I'm literally invincible, I'm having trouble seeing what I gain from saving you guys' bacon. What's in it for me?"

[Dampe]

"You know, you've been in there for seven hundred years, so I'd bet you're pretty hungry."[color]

"Yes! Feedmefeedmefeedme!"

"Not until you help us get out of here!"

"Fine." Felyx pokes his head out of Blacke's knapsack and stares intently at the wall. "Okay, there's seven of them, and they're going to be here right about...now.

With that, Vilkas Varcolac and six other werewolves (all of whom have been soaked in oil) burst into the room.

One of the werewolves immediately rushes the party, and Dampe steps forward to protect the others. Pulling Wolfsbane from its scabbard, he plants himself firmly and prepares to strike.

(19)

Dampe aims carefully at the werewolf rushing to attack him and thrusts the blade into its heart. With an unearthly shriek, the werewolf explodes into a flash of light, leaving the corpse of a nasty-looking (and kind of scruffy) adventurer lying on the ground in a pool of blood.

"Anyone else want some?!"

Vilkas snarls at the silver sword (now painted a dark red by the blood of the slain werewolf) in Dampe's hand.

"Where did you get that sword, boy?"

"I'm thirty-nine."

"What?"

"I'm thirty-nine years old, I'm not a boy."

"Damn you, I don't care what you are, where did you get that sword?!"

"He got it off of me!"

Felyx is now hovering seven feet off the ground.

"Did that cat just... talk?"

"Right you are, Vilkas."

"How...how do you know my name?"

"Don't you know me? I'm an old friend!"

"Wait, that voice...Felyx, you cur, is that you?"

"Yup, and it's payback time, biatch! Magic Missiles, activate!"

Two small, shimmering silver missiles appear beside Felyx. Their red fins glimmer in the torchlight.

"Oh, shi-"

The missiles move faster than the eye can see and vaporize Vilkas from the waist up in an intense explosion.

"Hehehe. Never gets old."

"By the gods! Run!"

The werewolves dash from the room in a frenzy, trampling each other in the process.
From somewhere else in the catacombs, the sound of a large stone being slid into place can be heard.

"Don't worry, they won't get far. I sealed the exit temporarily. Do you have it from here, gentlemen?"