Well, here goes
my year:
Who the hell is a prophet? Infiltrating grand forts and posing as a mighty leader to play up to my own megalomanaic tendencies is MY job. He better not start taking on daunting and unmanageable tasks to the inconvenience of others as well!
More updates to follow, but must get fish and chips now.
All this is impossible to understand. It is impossible to build higher, we'll hit the atmosphere or something. So I order outward expansion, and a giant statue of
myself Armok to house the King.
Whyyyy are the marksdwarves in the river?
There's a kid in there as well. Hopefully this will stop the cancellation spam of "Marksdwarf cancels drink: look for child". She will even be able to drink now, so it's all fine.
This year will take forever.
The marksdwarves seem fine. They are now warier and better swimmers. Where is everything? It's 10:20, I ought to be asleep. Will play through spring at least! I am resolved!
I have started on my own optimal mining techniques. I am also going to start training our hammerer, so he can be a mighty force of justice. Is the game paused? No.
Bed soon, but I built a new carpenter's workshop outside! That'll show 'em!
Oh, also, I am going to make sure our hammerer has an iron war hammer, and maybe an artfact mace as well, and is incredibly muscular, tough, fast, vicious, inexhaustible and well trained. This will help prevent crime and make the population feel safer. Like how in America, everyone is less edgy because all the police have guns. Like robocop. That was a great film, apparently.
We need a statue garden. That is also a labyrinth. So they have to appreciate as much art as possible going in and out. There appears to be a gigantic slide going through from the base of the tower to the 3rd cavern layer. Who this is intending to oppress I am entirely unsure.
Hey, why can't out "Prophet" beat any criminals? I was feeling the oppression for a minute. Oh, we must train him then make him a killer. Fine. I can wait. Possibly.
Not sure how long I can keep doing this. It's late, I have been playing for 1/2 an hour or so, and have got through 8 days, including leaving the game playing while typing. I think my laptop can't handle this, and have a GCSE coming up in 3 weeks, but will give it 1 more try at a later date. That's all for tonight. May have to pull out. Sorry.
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Topic: OPPRESSION TOWER: Not just a one man army (Read 26630 times)