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[4maskwolf]

"Hmm... what shall we do with you?  I know, let's go with something familiar.  Something peculiar.  Something for everyone, a comedy tonight.  By which I mean we'll burn you alive in lava and laugh."
~4maskwolf, playing dwarf fortress

[CaptainMcClellan]

"If I ever get quoted from another person is that I am a horrible man in history or a great man in history."

So far, neither.

[SquatchHammer]

"If I ever get quoted from another person is that I am a horrible man in history or a great man in history."

So far, neither.

I figured if I ever get quoted, I would want it in the most esoteric way to confuse most amount of people.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"There are two states to man.  One in which they have no idea what they are doing, and the other in which they are the equivalent of the god of the situation.  It is also true that not a single person that has dealt with government has achieved the latter.  Ever.  Except for Ghandi, that is.  He had shit figured out."  - Zanzetkuken

[SquatchHammer]

"People make thought provoking statements that years later will be carved in stone. The others are the type that will carve in that stone saying 'Confucius says- Man on toliet is high on pot.' "

[Powder Miner]

Pithy quotes? Oh, I've got one!

"pithy adjective \ˈpi-thē\
1. (of language or style) concise and forcefully expressive.
2. (of a fruit or plant) containing much pith."
-Merriam-Webster

[hops]

"Oranges, lemons, and other citrus fruits." - Objective

[Remuthra]

"An arbitrary object has a certain usefulness value, expressed as x. Fire has a usefulness value expressed as y. Fire has several important uses; thus, the value of y must be positive. Hence, y+x>x. Conclusion: Setting an object on fire makes it more effective." -Remuthra

[penguinofhonor]

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[Zrk2]

"An arbitrary object has a certain usefulness value, expressed as x. Fire has a usefulness value expressed as y. Fire has several important uses; thus, the value of y must be positive. Hence, y+x>x. Conclusion: Setting an object on fire makes it more effective." -Remuthra

Hmm, yes. I concur!

[hops]

"I'm disappointed that nobody caught my pithy pun."

[Eric Blank]

"100% of participants in a recent study decided to dodge the hunks of wood thrown at them rather than catch them, regardless of the pithiness of the wood in question." - throwing things at people is fun, especially when you can justify it with "its for science"

[Tack]

"I'm disappointed that nobody caught my pithy pun."

"I'm disappointed that nobody caught my subtle admonishment.

[Orange Wizard]

"This thread is nonsensical bollocks." - Me, after wading through all the pith.

[CaptainMcClellan]

"If I ever get quoted from another person is that I am a horrible man in history or a great man in history."

So far, neither.

I figured if I ever get quoted, I would want it in the most esoteric way to confuse most amount of people.

"Thusfar success."

"This thread is nonsensical bollocks." - Me, after wading through all the pith.

"I fear I have spawned a monster." - myself.

"100% of participants in a recent study decided to dodge the hunks of wood thrown at them rather than catch them, regardless of the pithiness of the wood in question." - throwing things at people is fun, especially when you can justify it with "its for science"

"Everything from the upmost atrocity to the most miniscule of inanity can be justified as being 'for science'. After all, what is science but doing a thing that noone thought was a good idea then repeating it until everyone is too tired to reject your reason of why the thing you were doing is done the way it is. Kind of like tradition, but under the guise of being new, rational, and the end-all path to knowledge, enlightenment and happiness. Tell me, what scientist is happy except the one who is being paid exorbitant sums of green slips of cloth paper by another man to do the science he is too smart and sane to do himself, but needs the answer to trick others into giving him their green slips of cloth paper instead of buying food." -Capt. Ringo McClellan

"I might well flunk out of college due to this thread." -Capt. Ringo McClellan