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[Helgoland]

'Better to satisfy a pig than to dissatisfy a man. In short: Sometimes you have to take one for the team, even if it means fucking livestock.'

[SquatchHammer]

Life's journey is full of ravines. Build a bridge or stop travelling.

When I read that I thought it was Ravens. Oh well, let's try one for myself.

I live in an age where the way science fights ignorance is by ignorance.

[Eric Blank]

Life is a journey full of ravens. There will be bird crap everywhere, bring wading boots.

[Tack]

"It is the truest lamentation of man when we are torn betwixt two paths. The first, the path of honor is the path of the self-righteous and the path of the elitist, whereupon we must post in an offending thread to inform the world in general of it's crippled longevity; and the self-righteousness and elitism of such that post within; the path of Irony whereupon we airily inform our ephemeral acquaintances that they have unwittingly participated in the orchestrator's 'circlejerk' whilst clumsily jerking ourselves with our indignance.
The second, the path of cowardice is the path of the lurker, the intelligent and the inoffensive, is for those who have reasoned that once they post upon this thread, they shall forever be tortuted by its offensive presence on their "new replies" slate. These who unerringly realize that their little rants will undoubtedly have zero effect on the longevity of the thread itself and will only force themselves to be subjected to it's subjectively repulsive existence.
Woe most of all to those who know of the second path and choose to follow the first, for this is the path of the martyr.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Not mine, but a set I came across once:

"Find Harry Potter and bring him to Narnia.  The Death Star is ready for our war against the Time Lords." - Saruman
"I am Groot" - Hulk

[Zrk2]

"If you can't get someone else to quote you, it's probably not a good quote."

I concur.

"I've always wanted a place to be self-congratulatory and narcissistic." - SomeStupidGuy

-Strife

You're probably our best narcissist here. How many people decided to blog their life an actually accrued a following?

[Itnetlolor]

"I've always wanted a place to be self-congratulatory and narcissistic." - SomeStupidGuy

-Strife

-Itnet "quoting a quote as my own quote, and 3rd layer of a pyramid" Lolor

[birdy51]

"Put a fish in your pocket." - Birdy51

[CaptainMcClellan]

"It is the truest lamentation of man when we are torn betwixt two paths. The first, the path of honor is the path of the self-righteous and the path of the elitist, whereupon we must post in an offending thread to inform the world in general of it's crippled longevity; and the self-righteousness and elitism of such that post within; the path of Irony whereupon we airily inform our ephemeral acquaintances that they have unwittingly participated in the orchestrator's 'circlejerk' whilst clumsily jerking ourselves with our indignance.
The second, the path of cowardice is the path of the lurker, the intelligent and the inoffensive, is for those who have reasoned that once they post upon this thread, they shall forever be tortuted by its offensive presence on their "new replies" slate. These who unerringly realize that their little rants will undoubtedly have zero effect on the longevity of the thread itself and will only force themselves to be subjected to it's subjectively repulsive existence.
Woe most of all to those who know of the second path and choose to follow the first, for this is the path of the martyr.

Also Jesus Hell, McClellan, you can't just punch someone in a religious argument and then do the "YOU CAN'T PUNCH BACK THIS ISN'T A RELIGIOUS ARGUMENT NUR NUR" biz.
It is all levels of uncool.
Let the kid have his quote and his  of burgeoning god complex- who are you to stop him from quoting in the quote thread.

Because A) I thought he was being stupid for real, when actually I was and well... A pretty much covers it as my B point was a subset of A and I have no C point to satisfy my urge for odd prime numbers, so you get this instead.

[Tack]

It is very difficult to stop at A, isn't it?

[CaptainMcClellan]

It is very difficult to stop at A, isn't it?

Yes, yes it is.

[TD1]

'Better to satisfy a pig than to dissatisfy a man. In short: Sometimes you have to take one for the team, even if it means fucking livestock.'

...

Bentham and Mill are turning in their graves.

Maximum happiness, indeed

[SquatchHammer]

"If I ever get quoted from another person is that I am a horrible man in history or a great man in history."

[Orange Wizard]

"AAAAAAARSE!" - Me, going around a roundabout significantly faster than I should have.

[Eric Blank]

"I sure hope that propane tank doesn't rupture back there. I could single-handedly murder everyone on this side of the road." - Me, in heavy city traffic.