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[Fenrir]

I'd rejoice!

What would you do if...
...Westwood returned and took back the Command and Conquer series, then burned every copy of "Generals" and "Tiberium"?

All your Tiberios are belong to us.

[LSTAR]

What would I do if Westwood returned to the C&C series?

I'd let out such a "meh" that it would cause large devastation to the surrounding countryside, measuring 8.6 on the Richter scale. Still, at least the resulting tsunamis would put out all the burning C&C boxes...

What would you do if you found out I was unenthusiastic about the C&C series?

[Dark]

I would 'meh' louder than you!

What would you do if I sang out of tune...?

[Cthulhu]

I'd cover my ears.

What would you do if the Cloverfield monster attacked your city, and your husband/wife/partner/person you care about got bitten by a parasite?

[LSTAR]

I'd tell everyone that it was me who bit them and see everyone's reactions when they explode  
Then maybe cry a little...

What would you do if you entered a 10 by 10 room with a chest, a sleeping goblin in a guard's livery and a brass switch on the north wall... What would you do?

[Impending Doom]

Break the goblins's neck, then stand behind the chest while I throw his corpse at the switch to activate it.

What would you do if a bunch of little bearded midgets moved into your neighborhood, and soon after you heard the sound of picks from below late at night?

All your toaster are belong to us

[Cthulhu]

I'd send my Boston Terrier down there.  Boston Terriers were bred to kill small burrowing animals.

What would you do if you did what you did, what you did being what you would do if the situations outlined in this hypothetical statement about what you would do if you did what you did became real, instead of hypothetical, forcing you to do what you would do if it did happen?

[ February 28, 2008: Message edited by: Muffles ]

[Wooty]

I most certaintly would not!

What would you do if your door wouldn't open and several bearded midgets began dumping water down a grate in your roof?

[Cthulhu]

I'd murder them, and use their bones to decorate my *-Computer-*

What would you do if you got on Bay12 tomorrow, and Dwarf Fortress had next-gen, bleeding edge graphics, with super-low system requirements and no choppiness?

[Kagus]

"Kagus, Peasant has withdrawn from society..."

What would you do if you couldn't think of what to do next?

[Dark]

I'd go play some old game which I havent touched in years.

What would you do if you were swallowed whole by a dragon?

[Cthulhu]

Die.

What would you do if a virus destroyed all of Toady's progress on DF, and somehow spread to every copy of DF in existence(Through spores and telepathy), and Toady was so--Wow, Deja vu, and I remember getting deja vu when I said this the first time.

[Helmaroc]

quote:Originally posted by Muffles:
<STRONG>Die.

What would you do if a virus destroyed all of Toady's progress on DF, and somehow spread to every copy of DF in existence(Through spores and telepathy), and Toady was so--Wow, Deja vu, and I remember getting deja vu when I said this the first time.</STRONG>

I don't know, because you never completed your question.

What would you do if you found out that a blood-thirsty murderer lived next door to you, and he was planning to kill everyone on the block?

[Fenrir]

I'd kill him first.

What would you do if...
...aliens from Mars in giant war machines landed on Earth and started capturing humans to drink their blood?

All your base are belong to us.

[Cthulhu]

I'd ignore it, these situations tend to resolve themselves.

What would you do if every time you went to bed, you woke up and it was the same day as before?