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[Fenrir]

I'd kill the imposter on the spot, for no tree-hugging elf could harm the great Toady One.

What would you do if...
...Captain Ironblood was chasing you with his cabinet?!

All your base are belong to us.

[Cthulhu]

I guess I'd die.

What would you do if you checked the dead imposter's wallet, (To take his money, of course), and his driver's license proved it really was Toady, he was trying to play a trick on you, and you killed him.

What you say!?

[Fenrir]

I would conclude that this must be an evil Toady clone, because Toady One has better things to do than play such stupid tricks. I would then arm myself with a handful of change and go on a hunt for anyone that looked like Toady. No, I wouldn't accidentally kill Toady, because only Toady clones could be killed by flying coins. Toady can't be felled by a bug in his own programming. That just defies the laws of physics.

What would you do if...
...everything I just said made sense?

All your base are belong to us.

[Cthulhu]

That would actually be a perfect way to kill Toady, with the weapon he created.

It did, so I'll do this.

What would you do if robots took over the world, and your computer was their charismatic leader?

What you say?!

[Fenrir]

I would just wait until it crashed and the robot empire crumbled. I wouldn't have to wait very long.

What would you do if...
...all your base were belong to us?

All your base are belong to us.

[Cthulhu]

I'd launch the Zigs, duh.

What would you do if you were on the way to destruction?
What you say?!

[Fenrir]

I would have no chance to survive, so I'd make my time.

What would you do if...
...you knew what you doing?

All your base are belong to us.

[ February 24, 2008: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

[Cthulhu]

I'd do it.

What would you do if AYBABTU references were a felony?

What you say?!

[Fenrir]

I would try to find out what an AYBABTU reference was, so I could avoid it.

What would you do if...
...I posted?

All your base are belong to us.

[Cthulhu]

All
Your
Base
Are
Belong
To
Us

AYBABTU

I'd respond.

What would you do if someone else posted?

What you say?!

[Fenrir]

I would tell them that all their base are belong to us.

What would you do if...
...I stopped making AYBABTU references?

All your base are belong to us.

[Impending Doom]

I would make many, many "all your (insert random item) are belong to us" references.

What would you do if you found your neighbor standing in the middle of your garage screaming "I NEED WOOD! I NEED GLASS! I NEED STEEL!"

All your power tool are belong to us.

[Cthulhu]

I'd be slightly relieved.

What would you do if you did what you would do if you did it?

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by Muffles:
<STRONG>I'd be slightly relieved.</STRONG>

Does your neighbor do stranger things?

I would have done it. I think...

What would you do if...
...carp could walk on land?

All your base are belong to us.

[ February 24, 2008: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

[Impending Doom]

I'd negotiate an alliance with the elephants and the skelks.

What would you do if said neighbor began a mysterious construction in your garage?

All your AYBABTU reference are belong to us