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Author Topic: Inexorable: a Minimalist Demigod Game  (Read 80682 times)

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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #225 on: March 05, 2015, 06:13:42 pm »

Make a planet, entirely composed of trees.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #226 on: March 05, 2015, 07:00:44 pm »

Create a massive dungeon on the maze planet with incredibly powerful monsters in it and at the end place a weapon capable of easily killing the demigods and their monsters.

Tell the heroes about it.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #227 on: March 05, 2015, 07:10:00 pm »

Spoiler: Tuk's Divine Shit List (click to show/hide)
Fixed it for you, but. . . . . Why am I on this list? Hat did I do to you?
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #228 on: March 05, 2015, 07:17:54 pm »

((Hey HB, if I put the Shapers on my shit list, will the planet attack them?))

Free my creations from that prison in the Maze

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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #229 on: March 05, 2015, 07:27:04 pm »

I think it might have something to do with the giant blazing help wanted sign you placed upon his planet.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #230 on: March 05, 2015, 07:55:27 pm »

Create a legendary tree, that lives off maze wall nutrition, which grows banana like fruits that grant the ability to teleport and jump through space.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #231 on: March 05, 2015, 08:04:27 pm »

Teach the wizards in my tower my reality warping magic.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #232 on: March 05, 2015, 08:47:32 pm »

Gleosrk, god of greed and wealth appears

Action: create shining material that draws the curiosity of creatures... Spread it across the universe to encourage exploration

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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #233 on: March 05, 2015, 09:39:11 pm »

Gleosrk, god of greed and wealth appears

Action: create shining material that draws the curiosity of creatures... Spread it across the universe to encourage exploration
You. I like you.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #234 on: March 05, 2015, 09:48:39 pm »

Forge a massive sapient statue of a dragon and place it on Dragonhome, give it the power of telepathic communication and declare to all sapient dragons it is my prophet.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #235 on: March 05, 2015, 10:19:53 pm »

If any of the gods want to dump the destroyer gods into a void universe, sans divine energy, I'll be happy to assist. (didn't yourmaster demote himself from demiurgity?) Meanwhile...

Headboop Giant sapient statue prophet dragon.

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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #236 on: March 05, 2015, 11:39:28 pm »

Mmm, I can work with that, create a replica of the labrynth and place it on the stone planet, then link the growth of the labrynth to the giant, mechanical heart.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #237 on: March 05, 2015, 11:46:44 pm »


Spoiler: Tuk's Divine Shit List (click to show/hide)
Fixed it for you, but. . . . . Why am I on this list? Hat did I do to you?
((Because I put you on there when I thought you were taking part of my planet for a moon and it didn't save right when I went to modify it earlier.))

((Hey HB, if I put the Shapers on my shit list, will the planet attack them?))

Free my creations from that prison in the Maze

Spoiler: Tuk's Divine Shit List (click to show/hide)
EXCUSE ME, BUT WHY AM I ON YOUR "SHIT LIST"?

"The one who speaks with a golden glow gets it. They may be off the shit list soon. That's something I can't say for you."
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #238 on: March 06, 2015, 07:10:46 am »

"Hello, all gods, how are you doing?"

Make a 49 foot tree.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #239 on: March 06, 2015, 07:16:43 am »

create a planet
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