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Author Topic: Inexorable: a Minimalist Demigod Game  (Read 81270 times)

Beirus

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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2015, 02:34:20 pm »

Create a horned dragon the size of a metropolis and release him on Tuk's planet.
This. I like this. As long as he kills things.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2015, 02:35:25 pm »

This. I like this. As long as he kills things.

If you're going to aid that action, state it. You can't aid someone and do something yourself on the same turn, mind.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2015, 02:49:17 pm »

This. I like this. As long as he kills things.

If you're going to aid that action, state it. You can't aid someone and do something yourself on the same turn, mind.
Just stating my approval of it. Still doing my own thing.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2015, 03:08:38 pm »

Considering the unfortunate ruin caused by my action, I override and capture a few of the very strongest of the Heretics, for future examination, and to minimize the further damage they can cause.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2015, 03:21:33 pm »

Construct a tower dedicated to knowledge upon the supermassive black hole. Obviously, there will be magic involved to make it, and contents/inhabitants immune to the whole gravity thing.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2015, 03:25:47 pm »

A distance away from the content and happy Giant Cosmic Space Whales, Create a spiritual (For the dead of these 4-legged creatures.) pathway from Tuk's planet to the domain of the Giant Cosmic Space Whales, only for the spirits who have had a kindred soul may pass although there those who accept a binding contract may pass, under restriction.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2015, 03:52:22 pm »

Summon Cthulhu into the 4th and 5th Spatial Dimensions!

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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2015, 03:57:49 pm »

I am ?????? (insert various alien symbols from every existing cultures here), God of Curiosity and indecision.
Feast upon the non-unity of the other gods and grow in plus ones Power
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2015, 03:58:03 pm »

Create an afterlife of blissful wiggling, accepting any as long as they wiggle.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2015, 07:00:37 pm »

turn the disk full of whales into a disk full of qualls.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2015, 07:02:18 pm »

Plant trees on Oyo's planet.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2015, 07:22:03 pm »

This black hole will do nicely. Use it as a portal into my dimension (an empty one for now). Accept all hopeful applicants, explain to the planet-sized crabs that army life entails fighting and winning.

To the crabs especially, due to their size, they'll be used as siege soldiers and transport.

The cosmic whales will be used to navigate space, scout and recon, and be ambassadors.

To the winged wizard hivebeasts, they will serve as living cannons and use their wizardry to lay waste to any in our path.

For the caretaker worms, (I don't know what they do yet so I'll leave it to the GM to decide where they fit best in the army.)

The power I grant to these soldiers after they accept my terms will be anything from money, to political power, to physical and mental power, to arcane power or to knowledge. But I will not grant immortality, invulnerability, amnesty from the afterlife, or anything else that will nullify our contract.

Service to the army will end when a soldier dies a hero's death. I will be the judge of said death. If it was not worthy, I will reincarnate him to fight again until he dies a hero. They will then live in peace in my realm. If they fake death, or try to desert the army, I will have them executed repeatedly until the universe ends.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2015, 07:34:54 pm »

The zero-dimensional planet of Zil will come into existence next to the Thought Core in conceptual space.  Its inhabitants are independent thoughts that have escaped their conceivers to enjoy an existence of infinite recreation.
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2015, 07:37:31 pm »

I am - -
My name is - -
Known as Anathema
I am Void, its will coalesced into being
Primary directive is collection of essence
Essence disrupted\eradicated by abundance of stars
Light energy eats away at the void//vitae
Alternative energy sources must be discovered\established
I attempt to create a place//dimension where souls are sent when their life is extinguished. Their eternal anguish shall be the furnace that fuels my existence.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 09:55:35 pm by ggamer »
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Re: Inexorable: a Minimalist God Game
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2015, 09:55:20 pm »

"Oh noble Worms, you may be reincarnated on my world in your true forms if you promise to protect any of my future creations."

Allow the worms to reincarnate on my planet.
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