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[origamiscienceguy]

This is a community story where each person writes one sentence and each post alternates starting with Fortunately and Unfortunately. (except for the first post)
The premise of the story is: The sailor Bob is trying to get to Puerto Rico.

Rules:
1. Keep it clean
2. No blatantly contradicting a previous post (no saying "unfortunately, that didn't actually happen")
3. Bold your sentences to make it easier to follow.

I'll start.

Once upon a time, there was a sailor named Bob who was trying to get to Puerto Rico

[Peradon]

Unfortunately for Bob, all the Oceans had dried up.

[origamiscienceguy]

Fortunately, this allowed him to drive to Puerto Rico.

[Stirk]

Unfortunately, without the wealth of the ocean, Puerto Rico had become ridden with crime and dehydration.

[Kashyyk]

Fortunately, along the route were a number of inns and waystations for those driving across the ocean floor.

[LuckyKobold]

Unfortunately, Bob's Car Broke down next to a Bandit Camp.

[Rex Invictus]

Fortunately, said Bandit Camp was actually a themed restaurant (hence the capital letters).

[Stirk]

Unfortunately, the theme was cannibalism.

[Fniff]

Fortunately, it was just a theme and no one was actually being eaten.

[LuckyKobold]

Unfortunately, They didn't sell fuel and Bob was still stuck.

[Harry Baldman]

Fortunately, they did have a rickshaw.

[LuckyKobold]

Unfortunately, It would be a Perilous Journey, Filled with Danger, And that's before he Even Reaches his Goal!

[Salsacookies]

Fortunately, an old man said it was too dangerous to go alone, and gave him something

[LuckyKobold]

Unfortunately, It was just a Manberger.

[Fniff]

Fortunately, it had a grenade stuck in it.