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Author Topic: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer  (Read 16912 times)

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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #75 on: February 21, 2015, 06:12:49 pm »

Launch awareness through various storms to attempt to locate hammer
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #76 on: February 21, 2015, 06:20:21 pm »

O sage. Thank you for your assistance. To the mountain we head, brothers.
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #77 on: February 21, 2015, 06:20:49 pm »

GWC heads in the direction of the mountains.
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #78 on: February 21, 2015, 06:26:02 pm »

The storm clouds overhead begin to crackle violently, as Yu meticulously searches far and wide for the hammer, but doesn't seem any traces of it.
It can see many people running for cover, though.

In the village below, people starting running for home upon seeing the intense storm, before being tripped by a massive herd of pigs running for the mountains.
"The animals are heading for high ground! Something must be coming!"
People throughout the village begin grabbing their things and running for the mountain and hills, as Durus and The God of Winged Creatures can see as they head there themselves. Damn it.
The herd of Porcinicus is now at the base of the mountain. Climbing it may not be easy for a bunch of pigs...
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #79 on: February 21, 2015, 06:38:20 pm »

Porcinus will turn into a herd of mountain goats and ascend to the top of the mountain!
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #80 on: February 21, 2015, 06:40:38 pm »

Emer floats above the village revealing her true godly form before the entire village.

"Mortals be silent! I am Emer, Goddess of Breakfast and the storm above you is Yu, God of Hurricanes, but do not worry for we are simply looking for a hammer and will not be destroying your village today. People keep talking about a strange flash of light they saw which might be the hammer, so my question is where did you see it? Answer this question so that we may leave mortals."
« Last Edit: February 21, 2015, 07:02:50 pm by Ama »
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #81 on: February 21, 2015, 07:01:00 pm »

Towards the desert.
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #82 on: February 21, 2015, 07:03:42 pm »

Climb towards the mountain peak.
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #83 on: February 21, 2015, 07:44:35 pm »

Follow Durus.
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #84 on: February 21, 2015, 08:50:37 pm »

"ohhh mierda"

Tier thinks for a second, before deciding that panic is no good for the situation at hand. Tier casts a minor inter-personal baffle to make the crowd a bit more succeptible to Emer's declarations

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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #85 on: February 21, 2015, 08:51:48 pm »

"Gimme My Hammer Or I'll Smite You!"

Torphus sets a Tree on Fire with a Lightning Bolt.

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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #86 on: February 21, 2015, 08:56:31 pm »

"Gimme My Hammer Or I'll Smite You!"

Torphus sets a Tree on Fire with a Lightning Bolt.
Emer creates a portal above the tree that sprays orange juice to extinguish the tree.

"Your really not helping the search,Torphus!"
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #87 on: February 21, 2015, 09:01:29 pm »

"NAH! YOU PARTY POOPER! OK, WHO HERE KNOWS WHERE ANY FROST GIANTS ARE?!?""

If Nobody Answers Torphus Lights the Tallest Nonreligious Building in the Village on Fire with Lightning.

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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #88 on: February 21, 2015, 11:00:54 pm »

Ha, yes, what if used cactus!
Where am I?

((Blah blah blah had to go on a family trip without internet sorry.))
Also finally go down to where the other gods are and find a bar, attempt to start a massive 'free for all' bar party to draw everyone together.
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Re: Pantheon: (Dis)Grace of the Gods: Chapter 1: Storm Hammer
« Reply #89 on: February 21, 2015, 11:16:58 pm »

((Blah blah blah had to go on a family trip without internet sorry.))
That's alright.
I don't think you could have made the situation any more chaotic than it already is. :P



Normally, seeing a large number of pigs suddenly transform into mountain goats would make most people question themselves, but they were all preoccupied with the massive visage of Emer above them, being quite polite for a massively intimidating being.
Tieríco casts an enchantment to make the mortals more vulnerable to the godly manifestation, but it backfires, as they all flip their collective shit when Torphus bolts a nearby tree.
A rain of orange juice rains down to extinguish the fire, and Torphus demands answers from the screaming masses.
Failing to get anything but screams as a response, he throws another lightning bolt at the tallest building that he assumes isn't an altar.

The building catches on fire, and everyone looks up to see... a rotund man in a toga falling from the sky?
Cortza crashes into the building, spewing grog everywhere, which instantly sparks a massive fireball, obliterating the building and sending splinters flying in all directions.
So much for not destroying the village.

Meanwhile, Porcinus, Durus, The God of Winged Creatures, and Samina are now half-way up the mountain, and are reaching the first bits of snow on the peak.

Turon, however, decided to see about that comet, and sped towards the desert.
Using his powers over earth to propel himself quickly, he finds himself far out in the desert, and sees something smoking in the sands.
Guess the comet did hit, but it's... smaller than expected.
It doesn't look quite right.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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