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[Orange Wizard]

"Hey! I was winning!  Now you've ruined it!"

Porcinus orders his pigs to attack Torphus!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Erm, Uh, Jus-Just Shut up Inforny, Besides, Last Time I had it was Last Night when I was Sleeping in the Dark on the Rooftops."

"Well that's specific.  Were you also in 'a city' in 'a country' on 'a planet' in 'a plane'?"

[Ama]

"Did all of you forget to eat breakfast this morning? All of you are way to grumpy and violent today."

Emer summons a balanced breakfast for each of the gods and goddess.

[origamiscienceguy]

Were you sleeping with anyone else on that rooftop by any chance?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Were you sleeping with anyone else on that rooftop by any chance?

(It's been less than a page and we've already gotten his character into having one of the habits of Zeus, haven't we?)

[LuckyKobold]

"Just My Hammer, and a Few Nature Spirits... Also, AH PIGS!"

Torphus Summons a Wall of Lightning to Block the Pigs from attacking him.

"Emer, We all Know that I don't Eat Breakfeast, You know, Being made of Metal and all."

"I was Drunk so I don't remember where I was sleeping, To be Honest..."

((Yeah, Pretty Much.))

[ggamer]

"Oh shit, not the pigs!"

Tier looks over and, seeing the look on Torphus' face, realizes he has more pressing matters to attend to.

"Alright you big metallic culo, retrace your steps, maybe we can get an idea of where to look from that."

_{i really really hope you didn't sleep with a frost giant}

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

_{i really really hope you didn't sleep with a frost giant}

_{Hurricane heading to a nation of your choice against a civil war in a major power he did.}

[Orange Wizard]

"You did slept with a frost giant, didn't you."

[The Froggy Ninja]

"Thanks Guys, Anyways, So We Are We going to Smite or Torture whoever stole my Hammer?"

"I've always been one for a good stone fist to the giblets myself."

"Did all of you forget to eat breakfast this morning? All of you are way to grumpy and violent today."

"Of course I did dear cousin. One can't create life on an empty stomach after all."

"Hey! I was winning!  Now you've ruined it!"

"I believe you are mistaken dearest brother.. For it was I who was winning."

[blazing glory]

Nobody is exactly sure of the god's name, as everything he says sounds like wild bird calls.

((Ah...my greatest mistake in my history of playing RtD's.))

((I completely and utterly forgot to give a name.))

((I'll just have to improvise.))

The God of Winged Creatures lets out a furious screech at the interruption and causes a large storm of crows to engulf the room.

((Gah, ninja's.))

((This be a god game not a ninja game.))

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((This be a god game not a ninja game.))

(Someone needs to become a ninja god.)

[origamiscienceguy]

Take us to this "rooftop" that you spoke of.

[Nidilap]

Take my war axe and descend to earth. Wear a cloak to disguise myself from regular Men. Go to a nearby village and ask about any bad occurrences.

[mastahcheese]

Torphus starts tearing up the room to look for his hammer, before throwing a lightning bolt at Yu, who watches the lightning pass through it, frying some internal fish, but otherwise failing to harm it in any way.
Dave quickly assembles a large stone golem with a seat for a head, and mounts himself on top of it.
Threats to inform parents are made, before inquiries are made as to Torphus' location.
The room is quickly filled with the charred remains of pigs, crows, and balanced breakfasts.
The oldest of them all, Durus, decides to take matters into his own hands, by grabbing an axe from his personal armory, and leaving the grotto to head down to the mortal world.

Durus is heading to the mortal realm. Everyone else is still in the grotto.