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[Criptfeind]

Are you looking at the wrong map? Because it has updated. And... It. I mean, it can't be a reloading issue since it changes in real time as you look at it. So.

[kj1225]

It still has the group on the edge and Tadhg and Sarco fighting two big slimes for me.

[Criptfeind]

I don't know what you're looking at, but I'm in the map right now and can see that no one else is looking at it them but me and Dwarmin.

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[Dwarmin]

Where the fuck am I? Because the map hasn't been updated for two turns.

I put you above Sarco. It's not like you said WHERE to go, or even to do anything.

Also, it has been updated. It's a static battle, kid. The Oozes don't move much.

Also, huh.

I realize this battle is rated at 75% difficulty for your party, but that single split action put it up to something like 125%...

[kj1225]

Yeah, because apparently my phone's version of the map is two turns off.

And it seems reasonable that it would jump up since We're now fighting three enemies who each attack once and presumably have the same or similar stats.

[Dwarmin]

Yeah, because apparently my phone's version of the map is two turns off.

And it seems reasonable that it would jump up since We're now fighting three enemies who each attack once and presumably have the same or similar stats.

Yeah, they split HP, but they remain the same stat wise.

It's a bad idea to split them.

[Dwarmin]

Fight something? I don't know.

...Do you want out of the game? Honestly.

I've been very patient and helpful to you so far, but I sense you're just not enjoying my game very much. Am I wrong, are you just having a bad day or something? Speak to me. I'd rather be wrong, but I'm also not going to put up with any drama or tantrums. Really.

[kj1225]

I'm having fun. It's just that your update schedule happens to be poorly timed for me and I can't see the map because of it and I'm just assuming I'm near a slime that I can flail wildly at.

[Dwarmin]

I'm having fun. It's just that your update schedule happens to be poorly timed for me and I can't see the map because of it and I'm just assuming I'm near a slime that I can flail wildly at.

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

As for the map, there's not much I can do-it's the best I got.

Still, you can get an idea from reading the turn, that Sarco is fighting a big slime, and Kawtari and Tadhg are fighting two medium ones. You should target the ones that split-they won't split anymore. If you have bought a melee bludgeoning weapon, you could even have helped Sarco.

[Criptfeind]

There's a update like, once every day or two. How it is that a 24-48 hour window is poorly timed?

[kj1225]

There's a update like, once every day or two. How it is that a 24-48 hour window is poorly timed?

It come in the morning when I only have my phone.

I'm having fun. It's just that your update schedule happens to be poorly timed for me and I can't see the map because of it and I'm just assuming I'm near a slime that I can flail wildly at.

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

As for the map, there's not much I can do-it's the best I got.

Still, you can get an idea from reading the turn, that Sarco is fighting a big slime, and Kawtari and Tadhg are fighting two medium ones. You should target the ones that split-they won't split anymore. If you have bought a melee bludgeoning weapon, you could even have helped Sarco.

Why can't I kick the slime or something?

[Dwarmin]

Yeah, but unarmed attacks only do 1 base damage.

Unless you're a Lizardfolk.

[Criptfeind]

There's a update like, once every day or two. How it is that a 24-48 hour window is poorly timed?

It come in the morning when I only have my phone.

And it still there 2 hours later. And 4 hours later. And 8 hours later. And 16 hours later.

Also unarmed attacks are not finesse weapons, which almost all your damage comes from. But with your strength mod you would still do something like, 20% your normal damage with a unarmed strike. Which. Might not seem like a lot. And it's not. And highly likely to not matter.

Well. Not. Not matter. But maybe not. It's complected. It'd be on Two HP instead of four now if you had been kicking it. (and hit both times) That's actually quite a lot, with it's resistance. And it's not super unlikely that I fail to kill it in one attack now, my average damage is roughly 11, which will kill it, but seven is possible to roll. 3 is not.

[kj1225]

...

Why? That completely ruins monks doesn't it?

[Criptfeind]

Monks, just like in 3.5, get better damage with their unarmed attacks. Also they can use weapons perfectly fine.