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[kj1225]

May I ask why you're thinking of buying a bakery?

Because I found out we can buy land in 5E and I wanted a bakery.

Unless someone is selling one, I doubt it.

Aw. My dreams are crushed now.

[GiglameshDespair]

Unless someone is selling one, I doubt it.

Aw. My dreams are crushed now.

Good.

[scriver]

May I ask why you're thinking of buying a bakery?

Because I found out we can buy land in 5E and I wanted a bakery.

Dealing with the Baker's Guild would be an adventure all of it's own. I can see the posters: This spring the BAKER'S GUILD is going to get a TASTE OF IT'S OWN BUNS as an UNEXPECTED HERO is CLEANING OUT THE PANTRY. Starring Akira in A BAKERS DOZEN *Picture of Akira posing with two revolvers* Coming soon to theatres near you

[kj1225]

May I ask why you're thinking of buying a bakery?

Because I found out we can buy land in 5E and I wanted a bakery.

Dealing with the Baker's Guild would be an adventure all of it's own. I can see the posters: This spring the BAKER'S GUILD is going to get a TASTE OF IT'S OWN BUNS as an UNEXPECTED HERO is CLEANING OUT THE PANTRY. Starring Akira in A BAKERS DOZEN *Picture of Akira posing with two revolvers* Coming soon to theatres near you

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Yep, that's going to totally happen. When can we start?

[GiglameshDespair]

When revolvers are invented. Unfortunately, there's no gunpowder yet, and we're in medieval stasis.
Sounds like you're outta luck, chum.

[kj1225]

Enchant a stick to make fireballs. Add a trigger and bam, you have a gun. I really don't see why it would be hard to make a revolver.

[scriver]

By the way, where did you read that about owning land?

[GiglameshDespair]

If you're using a wand, why would you need chambers? Unless you're slotting entire wands into a gun...

The first gunpowder weapons in europe were around the 14th century. The first guns with revolving cylinders was late 16th century. So it took a little while. Without gunpowder and bullets, not much point to making a revolver.

[kj1225]

By the way, where did you read that about owning land?

Dungeons and Dragons subbredit in a thread about what use is there for money. Buying land and building stuff on it, training, and some other stuff I forget is the answer.

If you're using a wand, why would you need chambers? Unless you're slotting entire wands into a gun...

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THAT'S BRILLIANT!

[Criptfeind]

Hopefully magic weapon of incremental improvement is on that list as well. Or I'll be a sad alligator lizard monster thing.

[Dwarmin]

Well, I was hoping Kj would take the hint, but he never changed his action.

Off into the snow Akira goes.

[kj1225]

What hint?

[Dwarmin]

What hint?

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Kj, I think dwarmin is waiting for some more input on what you are planning to do.

Now that Akira is dead we have have 5 members, and can comfortably fit 2.5 people in each tent.

"...Doesn't she know it's dangerous to go alone?" Risey comments dryly

I didn't want KJ run out unprepared

Technically, Akira is running off into the forest with no allies, no food, no gear, no tent and no map.

Campaign Note: Feed Akira to the Yetis

The Yeti's will eat well tonight.

[kj1225]

Oh, I thought that most of those were just jokes.

[Dwarmin]

Yeah, uh. General advice, don't go into danger without your friends. I can roll with it, tho, if you really insist.

You didn't even vote on a direction, tho.