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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #165 on: August 24, 2015, 03:21:52 pm »

Remember the time Strider Hiryu fought a Space Marine with a short sword?
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #166 on: August 24, 2015, 04:41:00 pm »

Wait. Does that mean all the games without that seal are officially crap? All of them? How many games even have that seal?
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #167 on: August 24, 2015, 04:44:59 pm »

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #168 on: August 24, 2015, 05:27:42 pm »

Wait. Does that mean all the games without that seal are officially crap? All of them? How many games even have that seal?
Considering that gems like Ghouls n' Ghosts and Herzog Zwei don't have one, It's probably just denotes that someone at Sega was bribed to say said "hey, I like this game." Of course, GnG probably lost its seal after causing one too many ragequits.

Speaking of Ghouls n' Get Gud, remember Red Arremer, that slippery red demon you could never hit BECAUSE NONE OF THE WEAPONS GO WHERE I NEED THEM TO ASDFJKLQWUIEWRPUYDFASG;GHK;HKL
...Dude had his own series of games before appearing in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 as Firebrand. The box art for his second and third games are alright, but have a look at the art for his first game.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #169 on: August 24, 2015, 05:30:20 pm »

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #170 on: August 24, 2015, 07:30:42 pm »

I'm getting so many avatars from this thread, it's amazing.
A few of these of these are pretty exploitable, too. For example:
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While I'm here, I need to bring up something that's been bothering me for ten-odd years:
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What is going on here? Yes, he's throwing his skull, it's what he does in the game, but is it bursting through the box art? Or did it pop out of the gray void that's apparently behind the box art? Also, what's with that eery red glow coming from where I assume the skull was attached? The Yellow Monkey is as confused as I am.
And don't even get me started on the ending.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #171 on: August 24, 2015, 08:46:46 pm »

The real question I have is, if he's supposed to be throwing his own skull, why does he have eyes on his chest?
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #172 on: August 24, 2015, 08:58:00 pm »

The real question I have is, if he's supposed to be throwing his own skull, why does he have eyes on his chest?

He's got a second head in his chest, which he uses for this:
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It's like Alien, only somehow more terrifying.

On the other side of that console generation, we have this:
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Swiggity swooty, Blanka's coming for the booty.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #173 on: August 25, 2015, 12:52:58 am »

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It might not really fit in with the incredible hilariously bad box arts of the rest of the thread, but I still find it kind of funny they missed such a significant detail. That magical glowy hand is the character's left hand in the game, but I guess nobody realized that the box art designers didn't know that.

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« Reply #174 on: August 28, 2015, 04:09:13 pm »

Maybe it was made the good side and someone else decided to mirror the image before release. Still funny mistakes (at least he doesn't have 2 left hands).
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #175 on: October 02, 2015, 04:29:04 pm »

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #176 on: October 04, 2015, 12:02:33 pm »

The Original Bomberman

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« Reply #177 on: October 04, 2015, 12:31:45 pm »


I really like Worms 2, but I don't know why they had to make the box art so... grotesque. That's not what the game's like at all.
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« Reply #178 on: October 04, 2015, 04:44:25 pm »

The Original Bomberman

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Honestly that's actually a pretty cool bit of artwork. I'm glad Bomerman got his own art style, but that isn't really bad, just different.
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« Reply #179 on: October 04, 2015, 04:51:53 pm »

It's not bad except it looks nothing like Bomberman.  You could say the same of Act Zero, too.
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