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[Tawa]

Nah, doesn't exist, if a quick Google search is anything to go by.

I suppose that's a good thing.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

"Be the danger"

[Gatleos]

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Yes, this is Mario, the Mario, facing old style Donkey Kong with mjolnir and the power of his mullet.

That cover makes the game look absolutely badass. This one on the other hand...

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Looks like a bad acid trip. What were they even attempting to portray here?!

[DragonDePlatino]

If you want legitimately terrible box art, try Street Sports Baseball. I read a Cracked article about this one once.

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Kageki was only released in Japan but it still counts.

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I laughed sooo hard! How is this not a meme yet...?

[Tawa]

That Cracked article led me to... well...

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LOOK at that FACE.

[Teneb]

That Cracked article led me to... well...

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LOOK at that FACE.

I think I just got a new avatar.

[LoSboccacc]

That Cracked article led me to... well...

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LOOK at that FACE.

I think I just got a new avatar.

for a split second I thought you were talking about the angry tits

[Yoink]

"Kid Kool and The Quest For The Seven Wonder Herbs"?
What were they smoking?! Oh, right, wonder herbs...

In that "Anirog Kong" cover Peach (maybe? She looks more like some sort of strange, eternally calm hooker with a wig made from dust bunnies) appears to be smoking a joint, too. Judging by the overall look of the cover I would not be surprised to learn that was a favourite past time of the cover artist(s).

[TempAcc]

I'm not sure from what game this box art is from, but alas, its japanese:

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It seems that vaguely homoerotic imagery has been a staple in japanese sports for ages now. Extra points for using character models from a more advanced version of QWOP. Look at those joints.

But we must never doubt of what the western world could cough up during the 90s:

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Whoever designed this probably really did have many daemons in the mind.

Also, did someone mention angry tits?

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Angry tits were always considered a worthy gameplay feature, I guess

The commodore 64 was also big on cultural adventures:

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The ancient aztec ritual of softcore exploitation porn

[Teneb]

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Both the Druid and Gianna Sisters cover have already been shown here.

[TempAcc]

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Both the Druid and Gianna Sisters cover have already been shown here.

Woops

Well, still in the topic of angry tits, I kinda just came across this and

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There are no words.

[Tawa]

Found some more!

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Apparently, the only acceptable way to play this game is to be high off your ass while playing it.


I have no fucking clue.


Do you see the watermarks on the babies?


The game itself was completely unplayable, as well. Ginger was also not present, because her actor hates that show and everything to do with it.


That face, yet again. What is with these people and their absurd faces?


Technocop returns!


Wat.


-There is no fighting in this game.
-I think the Simpsons made fun of this one time back in the 90s.


Shaquille O'Neal is gonna take you down.


Why that guard has no bullets, we may never know.


Where to begin? The barrel that makes it look like he's farting fire? His camo pants made out of leaves taped to it? His gun, inexplicably covered with a bunch of spikes? The fact that this dude needs to cool it with the spray-on tan?


The art would be passable if Harry didn't have a head almost as big as his torso and didn't look like he was high as a kite.


I cannot express with words how freaky that man looks.


Him too.


No comment.


The dude in the front looks OK, but WTF is going on with flappy-lips?


They made more?!


Yo dawg, can you fix mah teeth? I don' broked 'em playin' hockey in da street with that two-year-old, man.

[nenjin]

There is nothing wrong with that Friday the 13th cover. NOTHING AT ALL.

The chess cover however looks like someone is getting a handy while teaching how to play chess.

[DragonDePlatino]

I'd say some of these like Power Blade and Metal Fighter are legitimately good (given the time period) but others like Shaq Fu and Astrology are just laaazy! Hammerin' Larry's cover is a pretty accurate depiction of the absurdity the game holds.

And now for some main-series Zelda box art! What could possibly go wrong? :B

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LINK. PUT THE SWORD DOWN. YOU’RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF AGAIN.

[nenjin]

Seems like generic throwaway animu to me.