Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[scapheap]

Clair pour herself a bowl of breakfast and wonder if she should get a cat to liven the place up. She then dismissed it on a cost basis before heading out the door.

[Stirk]

((Oh. I'm going to enjoy this.))
"And what do you think you're doing?"
Maria leans on the doorframe of the classroom, watching Karma set it all up.

Ah, a witness. Bound to happen eventually. Oh well, blatantly lying has never failed me before!

"Cleaning. As part of ongoing disciplinary actions, I must come to class an hour early every morning to make sure everything is spotless. Of course, I am always willing to get it a little dirty in here...The real question is, why are you here early and in the wrong class?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Maria shakes her head, chuckling.
"Part of the student council. I have to come in early to check on the rooms to do inventory.

Oh, and your fishing line's too easy to see. That paperclip won't hold until Aisaka-sensei walks in here."

[anailater]

Biraindo sighed, making himself a sandwich and trying to hide the fact that he had spent the night asleep in his clothes, then he grabbed his bag, his gear stuffed inside just in case the worst should happen, and began to walk to the school.

[MrVoid]

Asada puts the daisy in her hair, nods at her mother as they go about their respective morning routines and goes to school.

[Stirk]

Maria shakes her head, chuckling.
"Part of the student council. I have to come in early to check on the rooms to do inventory.

Oh, and your fishing line's too easy to see. That paperclip won't hold until Aisaka-sensei walks in here."

She is a master of booby traps? I knew she was a master of half of that statement, but would have never guessed the second part.

"Hey, I am on a budget. And I thought about adding additional paper clips, but that lowers the chance of it going off right. Its hard to get them to fall off at the same time and makes it go all lopsided, throwing off the aim completely if it even fires at all. She doesn't usually come in until the last minute, so I can hide it if it goes off early. There isn't much I can do about the wire except call attention elsewhere..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Maria's bust is motherly type, the best. ))
Maria scoffed.
"Heh. I only know all this because Aisaka-sensei taught me."

[Stirk]

((Maria's bust is motherly type, the best. ))
Maria scoffed.
"Heh. I only know all this because Aisaka-sensei taught me."

"She taught you about how the tensile strength of paperclips and how that relates to Rube Goldberg traps? I should really pay more attention in class. Or at least stay awake."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Actually, she told me exactly how you'd lay that trap out. Right up to the differently coloured balloons.

I'm not really one for pranks myself, though I used to make simple ones back when I was in your year."

[Stirk]

"...She is a witch, isn't she? An oracle or something. Dark magic is the only explanation for this. Dark magic or she bugged our houses."

Maybe it isn't the best idea to reveal my plans out-loud? Oh gods. If she saw half of what I do at home I might as well just run to the Reaper now.

"Wait, aren't you only a year older then me? You would have been in my year last year. Pretty big jump, from simple pranks to school council. Or long fall, depending on how you look at it. Maybe I should get back to my roots. Try a simple one again. People these days are too reliant on paper clips. Whatever happened to me just pegging my targets from a nearby building? Dark magic never stopped me from doing that right..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Maria shakes her head, chuckling.
"No, she did this exact prank when she was a kid, although I think our student council president's a witch..."

[Stirk]

Maria shakes her head, chuckling.
"No, she did this exact prank when she was a kid, although I think our student council president's a witch..."

"The...exact same prank? Impossible! Only a master could hope to think of this-let alone pull it off. The chances of it being done in all of history-let alone one life time-are....maybe one to three. Which is still pretty unlikely. The more logical event is that the prez is working for her organization, secretly working to destroy the world."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Club president, but couldn't help but think of that  )

[Sanure]

Nadeko walks up behind Maria, "I'm an hour early aren't I..." Nadeko lack of sleep is evident due to the bags under her eyes.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Maria produces a picture, handing it over to Karma.

It's a picture of a younger Aisaka, complete with glasses, laughing at two boys in her class being gotten with exactly the same set up as Karma has just done.
"She even had a friend take a picture of it."
"Oh, hi, Nadeko-san. I was only here to take inventory, and this was the last room I had to.

You look like you need a nap. Or coffee."

[Sanure]

"Nap? Probably. I don't like coffee..." Nadeko yawns.