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[Stirk]

(("Gods! Does that include my--!?!
SAMUS-SENPAI, I'M COMING! DON'T TURN INTO A PILE OF BEDSHEET ASHES BEFORE I GET THERE!"

((Hurry to her...I fear it is too late for my own. I will only sit here forever, clinging desperately to the memories of the calendar that I memorized every pixel of.))

[MrVoid]

"If they do the dumping in places we've cleared, by the time we'd need to return, we'll probably be strong enough. Plus we could use the cash. Actually, we really should test as much stuff in here as we can, in case we find something useful or profitable."

"When you do, be sure to either cover your tracks or stay away from moral grey areas, people tend to notice those sorts of things.

[SOLDIER First]

((Kiyoshi had already left.
Pray for his waifu's safety, Karma-san...))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Oh, the dakimakura is intact.

If you count "the original image being scraped off and replaced with a troll face" as intact.))

[Empiricist]

"Anyway, back to the other idea, Kyousuke, does the probing seeming like it could work?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Seems like a plan, but spreading out would make it easier for me to map out the dungeons."

[Empiricist]

"Right, so it's a balance between getting teams set up properly, and getting the place mapped."

[SOLDIER First]

BEDSHEET

[Empiricist]

BEDSHEET

((*the bedsheet turns out to be Whaitere *))

[Stirk]

BEDSHEET

((YOU FOOL! Your Waifu was finally safe, if you had not mentioned that. You could simply have walked over to your bedsheets for comfort, and he would have been none the wiser. My memory of....whatever it was has faded. We must recreate it. I feel this as a longing-a purpose. We can even beat the DM if we use its full power!)

[scapheap]

"5 punches."

[Stirk]

"5 punches."

"Oh? Why five? Six would be better. There are a lot more puns to be made about six between us."

[anailater]

((Quick note, I will be away for two days, I'm sorry for the suddenness of this announcement))

[SOLDIER First]

(("I'm gonna be completely honest with you right now, but Bayonetta literally the most attractive person I've ever seen.
...
What...? Oh, right, about Asuna.
...Sinon.
...Aincrad!Kirito.
...The entire cast of Skullgirls."

[hector13]

((As they speak, the calendar burns to a crisp, along with all copies of it.))

(( wtf man? I HAD OCTOBER! My dream is shattered ))