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[Stirk]

(([whisper]"I have certain... item(s) of interest that I believe we can make an acceptable trade with...
Do you, by chance, find yourself lacking... meat? A certain rare, limited-edition bayonetta dakimakura that I happen to own and have with me?"[/whisper]))

((What kind of freak wants a used dakimakura over a custom-made calendar? Not this kind of freak, I'll tell you that."))

[Pencil_Art]

"Do you have any other reasons in your defense for the assault on....that guy?"
Darek asks, lifting an eyebrow.

"Do you mean apart from the fact that he is an arrogant, insolent, insensitive, conniving, chauvinistic, idiotic, disrespectful, child who throws a tantrum if anyone attempts to assert power over him? Especially someone whose appointment to leader was initially a democratic victory and then a selected authority.  I was selected as project lead, and it was the only way I could feasibly remove him from the team, while also removing myself as leader in the future.

Additionally, I would vote for either Yoshida or Branson to take over once I am booted from this position."

((Isn't your name Drake?))

((Point taken)) "Good point."

[SOLDIER First]

(("And what kind of a moron would try to sell a used one? This is in its original container. It's a collector's pillow-related dream!
...I have another dakimakura for myself."

[Empiricist]

"Maybe next time, we could just go probe a dungeon first with everyone as a single team and then split into teams after we figure out what we're up against, and get everyone to agree on something?"

[Stirk]

(("And what kind of a moron would try to sell a used one? This is in its original container. It's a collector's pillow-related dream!
...I have another dakimakura for myself."

((A perverted moron, that is who moron! If it is so great, why haven't you opened it yet? Pillows are meant to be loved, not locked away forever like some action figure or doll! Besides, I have an entire harem of dakimakura! They are not collectors items, but they are mine and love me for who I am. A man could not ask for more.

Except calenders.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((As they speak, the calendar burns to a crisp, along with all copies of it.))

[SOLDIER First]

((Kiyoshi falls to his knees.
"You're right...
I've been a fool. Fooled by fools, themselves fooled by other fools. My Samus-related goals a fool's errand. This incredibly attractive body pillow, a foolish endeavor. And the biggest foolishness of all?

I could simply make a copy of the calendar."
Really? RIGHT BEFORE I post that, Elf?))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Yes.))

[Pencil_Art]

((You are too good at this, Elf))

[Empiricist]

"Actually for funding, think the people backing this little project could bill it as some sort of waste disposal company? Just dump containers of waste here. Since time's stopped, the containers probably won't break down and I don't think Shadows have much reason to break them either."

[SOLDIER First]

(())

[Stirk]

((Kiyoshi falls to his knees.
"You're right...
I've been a fool. Fooled by fools, themselves fooled by other fools. My Samus-related goals a fool's errand. This incredibly attractive body pillow, a foolish endeavor. And the biggest foolishness of all?

I could simply make a copy of the calendar."
Really? RIGHT BEFORE I post that, Elf?))

((NO! Quickly, you foolish fool, save your Waifu pillow before it is to late! Everything we love is turning to dust before our eyes! Run! RUN!))

[MrVoid]

((Point taken)) "Good point."

"R-really?" Asada is a little taken aback.

"Actually for funding, think the people backing this little project could bill it as some sort of waste disposal company? Just dump containers of waste here. Since time's stopped, the containers probably won't break down and I don't think Shadows have much reason to break them either."

"Something tells me that we would end up fighting garbage monsters as a result."

[Empiricist]

"If they do the dumping in places we've cleared, by the time we'd need to return, we'll probably be strong enough. Plus we could use the cash. Actually, we really should test as much stuff in here as we can, in case we find something useful or profitable."

[SOLDIER First]

(("Gods! Does that include my--!?!
SAMUS-SENPAI, I'M COMING! DON'T TURN INTO A PILE OF BEDSHEET ASHES BEFORE I GET THERE!"