Leo: So what exactly is this?
Cromwell: It's clearly an extremely advanced piece of alien technology. Anyone want to poke it?
Parker: No no no, you having to treat it like a classy lady. Slap dat ass then press all the buttons.
Cromwell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGRHGRHGHGAHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRGHAGHSSHITSHITSHITSTHISTHSITHSITHSITHSIHTISHTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker: Better than I expected, worse than I hoped.
On that note, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: Anderan is probably a good name for this place.
Cromwell: I agree, now let's go set us up the bomb!
Parker: Right. First I need to figure out where to put it.
Parker: Oh hey cool massive alien hey anyone have tranquillisers set for small houses no alright then, time to run!
Leo: Is that... a Triceratops?
Triceratops:
ROAR!!!Cromwell: AAAAAHHHHHHOHGODWHYYYYYYYYYY
Parker: Damnit! My scanning instincts are fighting with my preservation of self!
Screw it... *activates scanner*
Leo: Yeah let's
RUN!Triceratops: *doesn't pursue*
Leo: .... I am gonna approach the triceratops. Slowly.
Parker: DUDE, I KNOW IT'S THIRSTY BUT APPROACHING LIKE THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!
Leo: I HAVE WATER. MAYBE WE CAN TAME IT.
Triceratops: *walks toward team*
Leo: *pours water*
Triceratops: *dashes towards water, thirstily slurping it up. It's breaths heavily, and begins sniffing at the squad*