REPLACE LEG WITH ROBOT LEG
BECOME CYBORG
[5] YOU GAIN ROBOT LEG. HOWEVER, A MAN ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A T-SHIRT ATTACKS YOU WITH SAID T-SHIRT AND STEALS IT.
Try to regain consciousness?
[4] YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST, BUT A FALLING ROCK STOPS YOUR EFFORTS.
FORGET PLOT SWORD. STEAL THAT ROBOT LEG!
[7-1 vs 4] YOU CHARGE ORANGE WIZARD WITH YOUR T-SHIRT, BRUTALLY ATTACKING HIM WITH T-SHIRT AND BARE HANDS. ITEM GET: ROBOT LEG. YOU ARE THEN KNOCKED TO THE GROUND AND RUN THROUGH BY THE MAN YOU ATTACKED EARLIER.
RESPAWN?
FORGET PLOT SWORD. STEAL THAT ROBOT LEG!
KICK THIS BASTARD IN THE SHINS
[3] YOU MISS.
DESTROY THE VERY CONCEPT OF "PLOT ARMOR"
REINCARNATE AS GODZILLA AND DRIVE THE SCYTHER RACE EXTINCT!
HAVE ARCEUS DEFEND THE SCYTHER RACE IF THE ABOVE SUCCEEDS
SUMMON DIALGA AND KING KONG FOR SUPPORT IF THE ABOVE SUCCEEDS. THE INFERIORS MUST BE PURGED, NAZI LOGIC AHOY!
YOU FORGOT GAMERA. SUMMON GAMERA FOR HIM!
HMM, MIGHT AS WELL UNLEASH THE DEATH STAR AND THE BALROG HORDES FOR TEH LULZ.
I DO THE ABOVE AND TRY TO GROW A THIRD EYE THAT SHOOTS LAZORS!
[6] BALROG HORDE AND DEATH STAR UNLEASHED, YOU GAIN A THIRD EYE THAT SHOOTS LAZORS. IT IS A BIG GLOWING WEAKSPOT, HOWEVER.
BUT ARCEUS IS GOD
[4] HOW CAN GODS GET 2 SHOTTED IN GAMES BY A FUCKING RAT? ARCEUS IS STILL REKT.
DESTROY THE VERY CONCEPT OF "PLOT ARMOR"
REINCARNATE AS GODZILLA AND DRIVE THE SCYTHER RACE EXTINCT!
HAVE ARCEUS DEFEND THE SCYTHER RACE IF THE ABOVE SUCCEEDS
SUMMON DIALGA AND KING KONG FOR SUPPORT IF THE ABOVE SUCCEEDS. THE INFERIORS MUST BE PURGED, NAZI LOGIC AHOY!
YOU FORGOT GAMERA. SUMMON GAMERA FOR HIM!
HMM, MIGHT AS WELL UNLEASH THE DEATH STAR AND THE BALROG HORDES FOR TEH LULZ.
I DO THE ABOVE AND TRY TO GROW A THIRD EYE THAT SHOOTS LAZORS!
ABSORB ALL THE CREATURES MENTIONED ABOVE FOR ULTIMATE EVIIIILLL POWER!!!
[3] YOU ARE UNCONSIOUS, GOOD SIR
KILL ASSAILANT! WHY NOT LEVEL FROM DRAGON KILL?
[8+2 vs 7-1] YOU CHARGE THE MAN WITH THE T-SHIRT AND KNOCK HIM TO THE GROUND. THIS SUCCESS LEVELS YOU UP TO USE THE PLOT SWORD V2. YOU THEN [8+2 vs 5-1] STAB HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN. FATALITY!
ALIGN MYSELF WITH CTHULHU AND UNLEASH A RAIN OF UTTER CHAOS AND DESPAIR OVER THIS UNIVERSE! WITH A STYLISH TOPHAT, AS WELL.
[8] WHY ALIGN WITH CTHULHU? YOU
ARE CTHULHU. WITH A NICE HAT. AT THE SAME TIME AT BEING GOZILLA.
BE INCONSEQUENTIAL NPC, WELCOME PLAYERS TO CORNERIA
[1] YOU WELCOME CTHULHU TO CORNERIA. GOOD IDEA.
RESPAWN?
Milk INCONSEQUENTIAL NPC for plot information.
[3] YOU TRY TO MILK THE INCONSEQUENTIAL NPC'S BODY. HOWEVER, IT IS BEING DEVOURED BY CTHULHU.
Look awesome and get some quick silver bullets as everything in this area seems evil and quick silver is known for power agenst evil
[8] DONE.
Summon Bobeleth Bobari.
[7] DONE.
Plot sword: grants the user +1 to all combat based rolls.
Plot sword V2: grants the user +2 to all combat based rolls.
Plot armor: All rolls opposing the user take -1.
Sweet chainmail: Chainmail. Sweet! has 25% chance to cause rolls opposing the user physically to take -1.
Bag of tactical nuke: when found, has a 50% chance of exploding. kills the holder on explosion, and has a 10% chance of killing another player from collateral damage.
Lady's Grace: A shield from Medieval fodder. gives regeneration to the holder if wounded.
GM guardian: defender of the game rules and meta. has +1 when defending the game rules and meta. 750/750 HP
Balrog horde: a horde of balrogs. 100/100 remain.
Death Star: a giant metal sphere in space!, can destroy planets. 50,000/50,000 HP
Arceus: pokemon god. 0/25,000 HP
Bobeleth Bobari: a character from medieval fodder. Has the lady's grace. 50/50 HP
Darkpaladin: Is the villain, and cannot use the plot armor. unconsious.
Orange Wizard: Is cannon fodder. has robot leg.
UristArrhenius: Has the plot sword V2.
LuckyKobold: Is godzilla and cthulhu, on a rampage of genocide. has a third eye that shoots lazors.
Poketwo: Is dead, died by the blade of GM guardian. also arguing with GM.
Jiharo: Is an amesiac, destined to kill godzilla.
Nidlap: Is dead, died by collateral splash damage.
Peradon: Is dead, died by the plot sword V2.
Killerhellhound: has an awesome sword and pistol. also looks awesome.
Yoink: Is inconsequential NPC, and is dead.
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